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Yet more evidence that party politics is in no way related to democracy.
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Well.. at the risk of turning this into a soapbox discussion, the real fraud is that so-called voter-fraud is being sold as a problem in order to justify new voter registration laws whose sole purpose is to disenfranchise as much of the poor and black vote as possible. Voter fraud is not a problem; never has been and never will be.
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It seems a local football (soccer) club has practiced their new innovative trick, the encrypted shot.
By playing encrypted shots to their team members they hope the ball won't be intercepted by other (opposing) players.
It would take 312 years for the opponent to intercept a shot to the forward players, if they even notice the ball was kicked at all.
Spectators will probably need to get used to not seeing the team play, but at least their shot-system is now waterproof.
It's from a Dutch satirical "news" website.
For the Dutchies: Spelers Cambuur gaan encrypted passes verzenden - De Speld[^]
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This doesn't make any sense.
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That's the joke
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Apparently he durrent get it.
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It's too cryptic, obviously.
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Yup!
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There are 2 kinds of computer users in the world:
Those who regularly backup data and systems images, and those who wish to gawd they did!
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I took an image of my C drive yesterday after the news of the ransomware emails spreading through the UK press.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Do you pay a "wu mao" or two? Two upvotes for that looks very much like sock-puppetry, given that the person you replied to didn't get an upvote for actually saying what you only gave a thumbs-up to.
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I've been wondering about those upvotes myself? I've had nothing to do with it. It's not the first time I see phantom upvotes.
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... Aaaand even that gets an upvote.
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This is getting ridiculous!
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You can have an upvote too - don't want you to feel left out
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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How DARE you upvote the kind of garbage that I spout!
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Here, have another upvote
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Very humorous!
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Oh stoppit!
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Why? Do you open e-mail from people you don't know?
Did you miss the 27,000 memos, too?
99% of good security boils down to not doing stupid things.
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Sounds like you fall into the second category. Good luck!
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Kidding, right? My back-up routine falls under the military category "Mutual Support", with files flying in every direction, from every machine to every machine, in perfectly-timed relays.
It's better planned than the bus services in most cities.
I could lose two-thirds of the machines on my network without losing a file, and would only lose any important files if all the devices failed at the same time as the Internet was switched off forever.
But I'm still not so stupid as to open e-mails from people I don't know, and will only open attachments to e-mails if the person has told me in advance (through a medium other than e-mail) that he's sending me an e-mail with an attachment.
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