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Go die in a fire!
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I did warn you.
You.
Specifically.
Warned. Twice.
I Told You Not To Do It.
But - Did You Listen?
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Oh, and I'm on second servings of the squit powder...
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I'm sure you will feel cleansed by the end of the day.
And a lot lighter, probably!
What time are you due to be videoed for posteriority?
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I have to be in Hospital for 8:30. If it all goes to schedule I'll be home by 12 and having a rest; face down.
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Good luck! Hope your NHS is as good as ours: Herself was sent for an Xray on Thursday (Saw Quack on Friday, heard the appointment date on the Wednesday.
Due in at 14:30, called in at 14:25, out five minutes later.
Not quite as good as my experiences with Bupa, but pretty good.
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Last time around, MRs Wife dropped me off and hadn't got home when I called to be picked up. Tomorrow I can't be picked up before 11 as they're orf to Church after dropping me.
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Break a leg, whatever you are going to undergo.
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In continuation to Griff's "A Saturday Game"[^] from last Saturday —
Name the song:
public void OnMail(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
((Thread)sender).Sleep(60 * 1000);
if (((MailBag)e).Any(m => m.Recipient == this && m.Sender == Him))
{
StopWaiting();
WipeTears();
}
}
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Did somebody call a Carpenter?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yes, we're infested with wood beatles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 Of course: Postman Pat!
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I only got it from his clue - that was a good one!
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Almost forgot: Your turn next Saturday 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Excellent! I have started to love these! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I'm making chicken soup and it smells soooo good, but all I'm allowed is the liquid. No solids until after the 'tube' tomorrow.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: No solids until after the 'tube' tomorrow
Please.
Do tell me you're not going to post it on YouTube?
If you do, definitely no link here! 
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I would think an instructional video about soup could be useful...
...oh, you mean that! No, I think I'll keep that personal.
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Huge relief!
So...it's going well so far? No details are required.
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Let's just say I am on schedule and taking in loads of fluids.
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Depends which end the soup is going into (or coming out of).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The soup, well the liquid part, is very good.
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Good luck.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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