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I was making the assumption that they would have already been knocked out.
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PompeyThree wrote: I was making the assumption that they would have already been knocked out.
Before England? Sometimes I wonder whether you're really from this planet! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What's scary is my Google name is in the post-as listbox.
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LOL 
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Some deny they exist, and refuse to believe you.
Some get annoyed they you might think they made a mistake.
Some just try and hide it, and blame someone else.
Some accept it reluctantly but try to help.
Some admit the problem and try to fix it, or at least tell you when it'll be fixed.
Doctors are in the first group.
A**holes and in the second and third.
We all make mistakes: the sign of a mature individual is that you accept responsibility for them, and try not to make them again.
Companies are the same...
I emailed tech support for a Canadian Company I shan't name (but they are famed for adding bugs and reducing UI usability) about a couple of bugs in the latest version of their software. Really obvious ones: "Save" not working unless you click away from the app first; blank dialogs so you have to remember what the message was from the previous version before you select "Yes", "No", or "Cancel"; that kind of thing. Stuff that shouldn't happen, and should be caught a long time before release if it does...
Got a reply last night:
Thank you for contacting ***** Technical Support.
We appreciate you taking the time to share your insight as a customer and we look forward to improving our products to you in the future.
Please do not hesitate to contact us with any further questions.
Useless, yes? Group one or two, I'd say.
Then this morning comes another:
We hope everything has been resolved to your satisfaction. Please take a moment to let us know what you think by clicking either link below.
How would you rate the support you received?
Good, I'm satisfied
Bad, I'm unsatisfied So, they've closed the ticket and that's my lot, sonny Jim!
Makes me wonder why I bothered reporting problems...
How do you and your company handle it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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On a scale of 0 to 10, how satisfied are you? -∞
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Our customers have access to our bug tracking system.
They can create issues, track progress, and add comments & updates to the issues they've raised.
Transparency is good. Usually 
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OriginalGriff wrote: How do you and your company handle it?
We begin by closing the ticket in the first place; if it is really important, it will come back.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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If a human doesn't make mistakes they are either lying or dead.
Thought I made a mistake once but I was wrong.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Thought I made a mistake once
In a accordance with the managerial think in our company that actually was your mistake. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I think that's probably a common managerial assumption.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Doctors do not make mistakes. They explore treatment alternatives. 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
When you squeeze the nobility, it's the peasants who feel the pinch.
Which movie?
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Snowpiercer
(hint: don't watch it! Not worth the time...)
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so, you wasted your time, too.... 
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Why do you consider it so bad?
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It was shown on Sky, and the advertisments looked rather promising (suspense, action, whatever you like),
just like an advert should be. But the movie itself was disappointing (my opinion, there is no accounting for taste).
Lame story, no inherent logic in the plot....although the initial idea of a train representing society(?) could make for a really good movie/story...
...in short, it tried so hard to look serious but was a fail in that respect.
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Quote: It was shown on Sky, and the advertisments looked rather promising (suspense, action, whatever you like),
just like an advert should be.
I did not see any trailers for it, so I had no expectations. I try to stay away from trailers since Terminator: Salvation. Just gave away the whole plot and the movie was just boring to watch, even though it would have been good without the spoilers.
Quote: But the movie itself was disappointing (my opinion, there is no accounting for taste).
That is why I have asked, since it didn't seem too bad to me, but nothing special either.
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The Crush
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A day at the office.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Dr. Zhivago
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The del Monte Story
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The Nobel scrunch
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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