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That's actually the best part: Hospitals have the best drugs! 
Dunno how I would have made it through three heart surgeries without the help of wonderful Ms. Morphine! "Yes please, I don't mind if I take another shot!" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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May Uranus be merciful ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
Picks please.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: so that on Sunday morning I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
welcome to the club.
I have to have certain "bum" related procedures done every 3 years, as I am at high-risk for colon cancer. 
Unfortunately, I have to cut way back on red meats and cured meats of any kind for the rest of my life.
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I had one 2 years ago, but problems persist and they want to have another look. The thought of no bacon has put the fear of The Gods up me!
veni bibi saltavi
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They told me I only needed one every three years. Unfortunately, that was about three years ago... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: put the fear of The Gods up me!
Have you ever noticed that what the Gods put up us, often turns out to be a put-down ?
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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My own experience was for a prostate biopsy (fortunately no "C" issues) - I swear that they made that camera out of Lego bricks, there were so many corners on it...
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Welcome to middle age .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not if I use the sofa.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Our equipment is arriving soon and we will get him, send out he, or that, will be thee.
Which movie?
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QA: The Questions II
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's from an Amazon commercial!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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James Bond does Debbie?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Turned off my PC last night, and it installed updates.
This morning, Chrome isn't working.
But Edge is, so that's OK!
I used Edge to download Firefox... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Which update was that?
For me it changed nothing so far, but maybe it wasn't the same one. On the other hand I have used Edge to download Opera, Chrome and Firefox when I still had win 8. 
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Trying to find out - but if the Sort options in "Installed updates" actually did what they should, it would help...
KB3147458 is the only one listed for this morning or yesterday...
Anyway, uninstall Chrome and reinstall and it's working as well now.
I hate computers sometimes...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would make sense, that's the only cumulative upgrade I have on the list in a bunch of updates from two days ago. I guess I was just lucky that it left everything else alone.
It's been a lottery with Windows 10 cumulative upgrades, at least for me. As the first one changed all of my settings back to default. The second one deleted some of my programs(CCleaner comes to mind). This one was ok. Or I haven't yet noticed what happened 
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Yeah - one of them turned my network adapter off and refused to let me have it back - but that was an "ungrade" copy of Win10, rather than the current clean install.
I suspect MS do it deliberately if you choose Chrome instead of Edge...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wholy magoly 
So far my Firefox is running awesomely 
Best,
John
-- Log Wizard - a Log Viewer that is easy and fun to use!
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I updated last night and Chrome is still wrkgsndbf
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, the Linux command is small news
If your business has no backups, redundancy, in place to survive a typo, then that is a huge liability and failure.
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