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Kinda early for you to be drinking
veni bibi saltavi
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DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE !
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Certainty not, that's what wives are for.
veni bibi saltavi
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I need to learn some of these level languages.
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Assembler and VB6 in the same breath!?
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Quote: To be an honest programmer, you should master at least 3 high level languages and two level languages (assembler and VB6 are the choices of most).
I was dead laughing at that VB6 comment.
i cri evry tiem
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Learn what you need to complete the project.
Every project is different.
It's as much about your chosen framework as it is the language you choose.
The chosen framework can be a factor in choosing the language.
Conversely, the language you prefer will be a factor in choosing the appropriate framework.
All of this will be dependent on the chosen platform (PC, Mac, Mobile, Web).
Many times, at least ONE of those factors will be a requirement of the customer, possibly two, and most likely all three.
Go forth, and code.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Go forth, and code.
in Forth?
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Yes, certainly not Lisp - It would be too hard to understand what he was saying then! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: in Forth?
No Scratch that!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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/ravi
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Member 12502619 wrote: you can call me jocka
If you want us to call you jocka, you should change your username from the generic "Member nnnn" to something a little more "personal"
But you'll always be "19" to me... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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for some reason i cant change the name,do i have to pay or...
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you can pay me if you want. 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yes, OriginalGriff normally charges £5 per name change. But it depends on what name you want. A fancy name like "Benedict Cumberbatch" would cost you more. But I'm sure that you could probably get "Justin Bieber" for free... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Benedict Cumberbatchfile ?
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Look up in the top right corner of this page, and hover your mouse over your current username "Member 12502619".
A drop-down will appear - click on "My Settings"
A page will appear. Look at the textbox beside "Your Display Name" and change that to something that is free ("Jocka" is taken by an existing member so you can't use just that).
Press the "Save my Settings" button.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why are you giving it to him for free when I had to pay £5??? 
Besides, it's a SPA anyway, so Jocka2 will be appropriate...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because your cheque bounced!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's nothing. My reality check bounces every single day.... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: But you'll always be "19" to me
I bet you say that to every 19th newcomer.
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A programming language is a tool. Use the right tool for the job. If you don't know the tool, then learn it.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I thought you could fix anything with a hammer and/or some duct tape... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Naaahh! Hammer and duct tape only fix 87.3% of problems. Throw in chewing gum and beer (NOT at the same time!) to get the other 24.7%. Ooops, too much beer.
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