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Don't forget Buffalo Wing Commander.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Saw these chaps last night at the Winterthur Musikfestwochen, 'pon the occasion of my birthday. Highly recommended. Folk-punk, and really well done. Great stage presence as well.
It's been ages since I checked in. Glad to see that some things never change, in a world gone mad etc etc....
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Three Sql administrators walk into a noSql bar.
Half an hour later they leave because they couldn't find a table.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: they couldn't find a table.
Why didn't they just query the bartender?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Afraid of what it might trigger, they might get rolled back 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nope. They where locked
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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They couldn't even join their friends.
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You mean the LEFT because they were RIGHT about JOINing friends?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They tried but it didn't help because the barkeep never gave a consistent answer.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Half an hour? That's a mighty long time to spend in bar where you can't sit and have a drink.
Personally, I would have rolled back immediately! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 29-Aug-16 10:30am.
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Brilliant! 
/ravi
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May be they don't know how to normalize it(the document, Offcourse the table). 
Wonde Tadesse
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Newer version of AVG antivirus will update automatically, even if you set up the options so that it's supposed to ask (which is doesn't). Although I removed it from most of my systems, I've a junk-laptop and TV Set PC (Dell refurb) for media and they still run AVG.
Sounds so Win10-ish. At least they give it out free, so complaints are a little less justified. Still, AVG has now become malware.
For entertainment purposes, I installed a firewall to replace the junk that comes with windows. All default AVG permissions were deleted (not just disabled). Now I'll see how this plays out. Will the firewall block access, giving me back control, or will a systems-level program like AVG slip around it? Actually, the firewall offers free AV, so the solutions already at hand, but you know how that curiosity goes (i.e., I want to win the battle, first).
[update]
UPDATE:
Zone-Alarm will handle it under the following conditions:
- Change the exisiting ZA settings for AVG (deleting them is easiest).
- Set the Advanced options slider to asks you before allowing
- Set the other Advanced options slider security level to highest.
The second two procedures are required so that you can allow in update if you wish and ZA doesn't automatically pass it on some internal white-list.
[/update]
[a small brainfart caused me to post update wrong thread this AM]
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modified 31-Aug-16 8:33am.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: At least they give it out free, so complaints are a little less justified.
STD's are free also.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Newer version of AVG antivirus will update automatically
Easy to stop that behaviour; fire up fiddler, see where it downloads from, and add the address to your host-file.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Fiddler (software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]Seems to work with HTTP/HTTPS - and AVG's not. It runs as a background program loaded at the SYSTEM level. No browser or related protocols need be involved. By using the Firewall (ZoneAlarm), I hopefully disabled its access as a recognized application. ZA will (I hope) ask me to permit access when I next fire up the system.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: STD's are free also.
Although it's more likely you'll get one if you pay for the service. Either way, it gives a whole new meaning to "Open Source"!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: and AVG's not
Would work with TCP, no?
W∴ Balboos wrote: No browser or related protocols need be involved.
Browser no, protocol yes.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Although it's more likely you'll get one if you pay for the service
It is more likely if you change your provider often without using any precaution
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: It is more likely if you change your provider often without using any precaution
If that doesn't deserve a + for a great retort then nothing does!
Per other questions: I looked up the application in the Wikipedia. It may be useful, elsewhere, but AVG will undoubtedly go after I crush its spirit.
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Tlaloc[^] is displeased with us!
He must be: it's August Bank Holdiay Monday in Wales and the sun is shining.
This is weird: there is no rain visible anywhere; washed clothes are drying outside; cats are not requiring a towel. Salad may even be consumed.
(It's probably Brexit, he's an illegal immigrant God)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sunshine is the new black!
Get used to it.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I wish it would last long enough to get used to!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are not in Welsh Wales - you are in West England.
You can tell this, because even though the weather is brilliant, people still complain.
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Day 2 in Africa and the weather is dry, hot and sunny. We can't really go outside between 10 and 3, and last night it was still over 30 and 10pm.
I had a shower when I got up and another just now. Probably will need a 3rd before dinner.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I had a shower when I got up and another just now. Probably will need a 3rd before dinner.
Must be extremely uncomfortable what with Poms being allergic to water and all.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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