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So, where I live we have rain showers, snow showers. Occasionally, even hail. I've heard people describe it as 'raining cats and dogs'
But, in all my years, I've never seen it it shower babies. Sounds like it would makes kind of a mess, Crying. Lot's of splatting sounds.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Reminds me of an old joke.
How dow you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops ice cream, 2 scoops dead baby.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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DFNTT
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you are too stupid to know how to use that  GOD's WORD is the only physical object that holds both physical and spiritual mass. It is a SWORD that can be used to physically strike demons.
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You just did. 
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Any idiot can go shopping.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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but it takes a programmer to screw it up?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If talking about screwing things up, what profession is the first person who comes to your mind?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"ex-wife".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hell of a profession. I suppose she has "Alimony Collector" on her passport.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Politician
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Absolutely - and soaring iPhone sales prove you to be correct!
(OK - I fixed it).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"you're"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hey, Guys! ...
Oh, we already did that one, didn't we?
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...this grocery thing. The request was quite clear. "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six." He should bring home six gallons of milk (unless the store is out of eggs, of course). There is no recursion, and there is no ambiguity. Am I missing something?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 4-Apr-16 12:48pm.
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To be exact it is one or six gallons of milk - depending on the eggs... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Precisely.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Best would be to return a List<GallonOfMilk> whose count depends on the HaveAnyEgg boolean variable.
Or maybe an abstract factory?
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Was "they" declared and initialised properly?
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"they" is an external reference that automatically gets cast to "this" once the programmer arrives at the store.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Then I'm afraid I'm as lost as you are, Mate. I can't see the problem.
Ship it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeap: the punctuation.
In your case is the "." higher priority delimiter, so the "get six" belong to the eggs. So
- get a gallon of milk
- if the have eggs, get six.
Get a gallon of milk, if they have eggs, get six. Translates into
- get a gallon of milk
- if the have eggs, get six gallons of milk.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Exactly my thought!
He got the story wrong! 
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You clearly aren't spending long enough in QA - you missed the obvious recursion:
private List<Produce> shopping = new List<Produce>();
public void GetMilk(int count)
{
while (count > 0)
{
shopping.Add(new Milk());
if (shop.HasEggs()) GetMilk(6);
count--;
}
}
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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