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There's a lot of toilet humour today? Scraping the bottom (of the barrel)? 
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You know us in the lounge: always full of sh...inola.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah - no one seems to want to make any scents of it.
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I pooh-pooh your suggestion that there's anything improper behind this.
This space for rent
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You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!
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Sod off Baldrick! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You keep your improper behind to yourself!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On a similar note, is it a shart or a fhit? People need to know!
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Must be the end of the fecal year. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Member 10112720 wrote: Scraping the bottom (of the barrel)?
It was well and truly scraped by lunchtime.
Now the focus appears to be on wiping it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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People just need to get it flushed out of their system.
Marc
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Quote What's going on?
Members are enjoying with poop time and experiment.
modified 12-Jul-16 20:49pm.
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Looks like we just invented Scatalogical Humour Day. Must be money to be made from that, surely?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So yesterday, Visual Studio 2012 started crashing on "Add Existing Project" when it opens the browser windows.
Visual Studio 2015 decided that Find All of some text (that I know exists) just sits there on "Find all..." in the Find Results window.
So, add the existing project with 2015, go back to 2012 where Find All works.
Well, at least Microsoft's bugs are different between product versions.
Marc
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That's why they say that the best developers are the ones who find creative solutions.
The ones who don't either can't open new projects, or can't find anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did you get Dino sours in the Late Citrus Era?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you don't fold properly, do you get a Megasorearse?
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Will you have an afterburner after eating too much chili?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You mean ring-sting? Only wet-wipes can cool that one down! 
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Just live at the border to Mexico for a few years and you will be immune for the rest of your life.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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People just have to put up with what happens in a K-series era.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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