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...For giving us a day off for your Dad's birthday and not those dirty stinking Poms.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah, the bitterness following the smugness... Tell me, how did it taste when Engerland beat you by 39-28? Was that pill, just a touch bitter? 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Ah, the bitterness following the smugness...
Wasn't any smugness, as my post said, I hoped Engerland got smashed off the park.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Tell me, how did it taste when Engerland beat you by 39-28? Was that pill, just a touch bitter?
That didn't happen as we couldn't stop the stupids for long enough.
Started well with a couple of quick tries as we kept the pace above Engerland. Then we decided some stupid penalties were required so you kicker could keep you in touch. Then we thought, we're inside our 22 no one with the fullback, let's pass to that 9 foot tall bloke to my left instead of kicking, oh sit, he's only 6 foot tall, OK Engerland have a soft try.
Then we let your No. 3 turn and collapse the scrum over and over again, we didn't stop it from happening or smash the sh*t out of him as should have been done. We just continued to play slow, boring Engerland Rugby, we just can't play it.
So all in all, our own fault due to sh*tty play more so than any goodness from the Pommy team. Can't whine at Engerland when we played shite.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Such an upbeat response about the game there Michael 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: Such an upbeat response about the game there Michael
It is accurate though.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Should give you all time to stop crying over the drubbing you got at the weekend. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Should give you all time to stop crying over the drubbing you got at the weekend.
See my answer to Pete. We played shite and earnt that loss way more than you earnt the win. I stayed and watched the whole thing hoping we might start playing well. Didn't happen so I spent the next 5 hours on Netflix and alcohol.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: more than you earnt the win.
We still won.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: We still won.
I said that. Never like to lose, but never complain when beaten by a side that out played us. If we just play plain shite (which we did), or the referee is blind (not in this case) then I am not happy.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's so rare for one of our teams to beat a Southern Hemisphere side that we need to make a big deal out of it.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: It's so rare for one of our teams to beat a Southern Hemisphere side that we need to make a big deal out of it.
Maybe in Rugby, but you've been giving it to us in the cricket for quite some time now.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: you've been giving it to us in the cricket for quite some time now.
Seriously?
Mind, I stopped going to the cricket after the licensing laws changed and the beer tent stopped being the only place to get a pint* on a Sunday afternoon; and then I started on my travels, so I haven't being paying attention.
Last I remember, we couldn't win a bag of chips, with or without salt & vinegar.
Don't worry. Some arrogant little snot'll take charge and stuff it up for us sooner or later.
Which is fine by me. If you're crap and you win just one, that win counts for a lot more.
* a pint = something like nine schooners, you Ozzie wusses
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Let alone 2. Well played Ireland also.
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You can have her, mat - I don't want the bludger!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: You can have her, mat - I don't want the bludger!
I reckon 97% of Australian want her out, but 100% of Australians won't give up a Public Holiday for anything.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Chris Quinn wrote: You can have her, mat
What's so special about her mat?
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: What's so special about her mat?
It's extra bushy and monogrammed.
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LMAO at this one. 
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You only get the day off if you voted to remain in the Commonwealth.
Otherwise: Get to work, you foreign scum!
[edited for a typically stupid pommy typo]
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modified 13-Jun-16 15:20pm.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You only get the day off if you voted to remain in the Commonwealth.
Otherwise: Get you work, you foreign scum!
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Link[^]
We're so nice, that even the Dutch get to have the day off if they are over here when Queenie gives us the day off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Link[^]
I don't need to click the link; I downloaded it years ago -- best line in the movie.
(But I'm a pom*, BTW, not a cloggie; I just work here)
* In the strongest sense of the word -- red hair, blue skin; I burn after ten minutes of moderate sunshine. I'm the guy who has to stay fully clothed on the nudist beach.
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Poor hamsters 
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Noe THAT is good marketing!
I'd be in there like a shot!
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I was never a fan of it but just wondering
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