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Hope you are absolutely smashed off the park tonight.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah. Le WendyBall Contest I assume?
Don't think the media have ramped it up enough in the UK yet - we get some burble about the Welsh team, and how "it's our moment" but all teams always say that. I'd be happy if both England and Wales get kicked out quickly, it'll save a lot of sports drivel on the TV News driving out the Brexit drivel on the TV News... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I find I can bear the defeat of any English sports team with immense fortitude!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looking better ... here's hoping it stays that way
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You've gone quiet - what's the score?
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Australia 13 - Engerland 26
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I see you are getting stuffed by England in the proper game.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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39 - 28! Oooh, that's gotta hurt! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Well played England, deserved the win. Can we borrow your kicker, ours seems to need some training!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Well played England, deserved the win. Can we borrow your kicker, ours seems to need some training!
Please! We need a fullback that understands when to kick the ball and to never throw a pass to the opposition 10 metres from our own line.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh dear, you'll find solace as you near the bottom of the rum bottle.
It could be worse though. You could be South Africa and been beaten by fourteen drunks.  Mrs Wife is very happy today.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Nevermind - at least you came second in Eurovision.
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PompeyThree wrote: second in Eurovision
Don't mention the Eurovision! They wuz robbed!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It's feeling old (and probably tingling)?
I dunno...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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9082365 wrote: gets no responses
You posted when it was 01:27 here. Now it's almost 09:00 and I'm just waking up. I have no idea what it is.
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Ah, so you're still struggling with song choice. I don't see how a good puzzle could possibly lead to that song. I like the song and the band of course, but the lyrics just don't lend themselves to this kind of puzzle.
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 So ..
It = Feeling + 1
... doesn't mean
It > Feeling
and doesn't translate to ...
It's more than a feeling
and ...
If OldSong is playing
doesn't represent ...
Whenever I hear that old song?
Clearly we have very different definitions of the word puzzle. I'm pretty sure it should involve something a little more complicated than 'here's the answer; repeat it in your own words and you win'!
Well, I'm done. I certainly won't be wasting any more Friday evenings failing to come down to your standards. If you want one next week you'll have to do it yourself. I probably won't bother pouring scorn on it but you'll just have to take your chances!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What's this YouTube I keep seeing mentioned. There's another one called FaceBook which I also have no knowledge about. Perhaps I'm getting too old now.
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"... When he first got his software testing quality assurance job, he spent eight months automating all of the programming tasks. With all of his tasks fully automated by a computer, he was able to literally sit back and do whatever he wanted. From Reddit, FOF describes in his own words what it was like to automate his own job:
“From around 6 years ago up until now, I have done nothing at work. I am not joking. For 40 hours each week I go to work, play League of Legends in my office, browse reddit, and do whatever I feel like. In the past 6 years I have maybe done 50 hours of real work. So basically nothing. And nobody really cared. The tests were all running successfully. I sh*t you not, I had no friends or anything at work either, so nobody ever talked to me except my boss and occasionally the devs for the software I was testing.” -Reddit via Payscale Career News
FOF is pretty despondent in tone after he posted about getting fired from his job. He’s upset because he has completely forgotten how to code, having relegated all that work to the computer, and now possesses no marketable skills. ..."
Programmer Automates His Job For 6 Years, Finally Gets Fired, Forgets How To Code| Interesting Engineering[^]
This is one of the reasons I wouldn't want to be a .Net tester (not sure what kind of tester he was though), too many easy tools to automate the testing and play LoL.
I started writing a program that would write a novel by itself or at least a story for starters. It was interesting but beyond my scope. I was able to get it to write basic sentences that was somewhat associated with each other.
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JoeSox wrote: I was able to get it to write basic sentences that was somewhat associated with each other.
So, is this the real JoeSox, or is this JoeBox?
Don't answer, I won't believe whatever you say. 
Marc
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