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You are so far in de-nile you look Egyptian.
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Sure.
The update failed and rolled back, but MS's new policy is to not confess to errors like that, so they'll try again when you're asleep.
Make sure you kiss your computer goodnight, because it might wake up for a while.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I hope you're a righty.
Which movie?
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Bill O'Reilly to any guest on his show?
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Wrong lefty choises
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Lefty[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
Lol, This is too easy, but just wanted to recollect memories back from several years ago!
We have spoken about this once, and this is one of our favorites, and this has come up yet again in new avatar  . Guess that?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Righty tighty, lefty loosy.
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Lefty looking for Righty
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Monty Python and the holy grail - The Black Knight story
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Twister
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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My desktop wouldn't boot today - no pre-POST beep, no keyboard lights, no display - just drives spinning up.
Deep joy. Pretty sure it's the PSU - it's only a dinky little thing on this, and it may well be that the new SSD and multiport SATA card I fitted in Feb have pulled it over the edge - particularly since I managed to get it to boot by unplugging the DVD and data HDD drives.
Oh...elephant...new PSU time - and that means hassle because a standard PSU won't fit in that space, so it's a new case as well. It's currently working fine, with just the DVD drive unplugged but it's in bits all over my desk!
A quick check online, and it's only a 200W PSU - so it's quite possible I've been stressing it for a while since the graphics card alone is around 100W 
Oops...must get a current clamp adapter for my multimeter...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Even if you had to get an external PSU, you should be able to put in in a case of some sort and graft the cables in
Open heart transplant, been there, done that
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: Open heart transplant, been there, done that
Really?
There are people out there right now, with a special pager, just waiting on the call (for either themselves or worse, their child), just hoping against hope that they survive long enough for that fateful beep meaning a heart has become available.
They might not like the joke.
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You can't even parse a simple English program very well. What makes you think the computer (as programmed by people) will do better?
Euphemism is the word/idea you needed here - joke doesn't fit..
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Easiest is probably a standard case with 500W PSU, and swap the whole guts over. It's an Acer half height at the moment, but it looks like uATX format M/B and having a full height case would reduce the Heath Robinson factor in there to a more "coherent" level. I'm looking at cases and PSU's now.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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much neater than my franken graft suggestion
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Oh man, it's like 7/11 happened on your computer 
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Morning Donald!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You know, Barack Obama gets a bible quote on his Blackberry every morning. I think I can start a service of providing a Trump gaff every morning to your mobile. I'll be richer than Trump 
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You'll certainly have a rich supply vein to choose from!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I read your comment on my phone, and have sprayed beer out of my mouth onto the steering wheel
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Sorry, but you shouldn't drink and drive 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: you shouldn't drink and drive
and he shouldn't play with his dammed either!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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