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Days since Hungary won a game at a major tournament: 1
Days since England won a game at a major tournament: 1,457
veni bibi saltavi
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Days since Wales won a game at a major tournament: 3
Days since Wales won a major Wendyball tournament: NaN
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Days since the Netherlands won a match at a major tournament: 731
(and counting)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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How many days since Hungary won a tournament?
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Same comment from DD on Farcebook. Hungary have won exactly the same number* of international tournaments as Engerlund. 
* 1952 Olympic Football Tournament
veni bibi saltavi
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How many days - not how many tournaments. And the Olympic football is not a major tournament.
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Days since Israel won an important international tournament: 1,100,000 (approximately) 
(David vs Goliath)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, to be fair, Israel did have a few thousand years of non-existence to cope with!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We kicked some Aussie butt at the weekend.
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Days since I gave a tinker's damn about soccer: 22046 - and counting.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 15-Jun-16 8:30am.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Days since I gave a tinker's damn about soccer
So there was a time! Clearly we need a Shirley Temple or a Margaret O'Brien to come into your life, break the stone that was your heart and set it beating again. 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So you're 60 years old?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I was about to calculate the same thing. 
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Yup.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Only girls lie about their age.
You wanna be careful what you say to JSOP.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would never accuse anyone of lying. At most, I would claim that they were being extremely economical with the truth. 
You also neglected the possibility that JSOP is older than 60, and that at one time he was interested in soccer.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm more concerned that it might be construed that you were calling him a girl.
Stand a bit further away, eh? This is a good shirt; I don't want blood on it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As far as I know, there are no girls on CP; there are a few women.
There is also at least one old woman pedant who, by casting aspersions on my writing, is doing his best to get me shot. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: As far as I know, there are no girls on CP;
That's for sure. DD scared them all away.
He's since moved on into conservative politics, so that's not surprising.
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: here is also at least one old woman pedant who, by casting aspersions on my writing, is doing his best to get me shot.
That's terrible!
I myself never cast aspersions on people's writing!
I just take the piss
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: and that at one time he was interested in soccer.
That's absurd on the face of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Didn't you do any stupid things when you were a kid? I admit that I did. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You wanna be careful what you say to JSOP.
You are a wise man, Mr. Wallace. These kids would do well to heed your warnings.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You just did. Reset the counter to 0.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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America, not giving a flying Elephant about soccer since 7/4/1776
Hogan
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snorkie wrote: America, not giving a flying Elephant about soccer since 7/4/1776
What happened on the 7th of April?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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