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I'd rather be phishing!
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"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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CListView! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Liquid Nitrogen
veni bibi saltavi
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And just where does encryption come in?
Neither MD5 nor SHA are encryption algorithms: they are both hashing algorithms. The difference is significant - encryption can be reversed to obtain the original input, but hashing can't.
And 1 is not a prime number...Why is the number one not a prime?[^]
But...the hashes for the actual first 100,000 primes as a non-separated string are:
MD5: BAC0E621A5121A4ECA7Fxxxxxxxxxxxx
SHA 256: 9c3d1ca55b62ea4bab567a5dab8a62xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The "x"es I leave as an exercise for the reader. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's always one smarty pants
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Looks like OP is looking for job and can't get to career page! This one[^]
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I figured it was his homework - that's why I "X"ed out half of each hash! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There tends to be a lot more than one...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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but it is Griff v the World
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I think these are odd prime numbers, and even 2 is even and not odd ...
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Global warming!
(I figured since it's the main culprit behind terrorism, crime in general, and Caitlyn Jenner, I'd give it a shot.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It is "$0 10nG ^nD 7h4nK5 F0r 411 7H3 f15H".
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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The Da Vinci Code
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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odd prime numbers are these ... and even 2 is even ...
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Dij the Cat just walked across my keyboard and somehow found the "Calculator" key I'd forgotten all about (it's a Logitech keyboard with a number of additional keys, most of which I don't use)
And that brought up the Windows 10 calculator.
First time I've seen it, and my word but that's bad.
Tell me Mr Microsoft Developer: What possible reason is there for replacing the old (working) Win7 Calculator with a new one that almost fills a 22 inch monitor with a 20 button calculator (with memory) and 2cm high result display? Do you seriously think I am going so blind that I need to see numbers in huge mode (despite the rest of the system showing me "normal" text under 3mm high)? And not making it resizable?
Even if you switch the stupid thing to "programmer mode" it's the same damn size, and frankly not a lot more use...
For elephant's sake - how does this kind of rubbish get through their QA? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: how does this kind of rubbish get through their QA?
Through our QA.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: Through our QA.
  
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I has to make a calc Universal Apps code plz
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Clearly Dij agrees and had to bring it to your attention somehow 
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It is clear lately that certain parts of Microsoft software ruled by designers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...which is great when the designers aren't trend-following slaves and actually know their backside from their elbow.
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