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The original is over ten years old (this site is rerunning the series on a daily basis), but...the more things change...The more they stay the same[^]
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This is the most evil idea i could imagine.
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Evil? Have you never had a Sean-o-gram?
veni bibi saltavi
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No...he hasn't reached MVP yet... 
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That's why I gave up on QA. Why take the risk? 
veni bibi saltavi
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That's why I plan on giving him your address next year, if I get it again.
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It wont work, he knows where you live. He's even got a very special tattoo...
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh, it'll work this year. I sent a big bag of sunflower seeds... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Have you never had a Sean-o-gram?
1. What is that?
2. Should i iron my post so you can see the iron y?
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Every January, the hamsters sit down with a couple of bottles of "Ole Yeller" Fermented Sunflower Seed Liquor (well, crates actually) and a bushel or two of baby Smoking Carrots and decide who deserves one of twenty Most Valuable Professional awards for the past year's contributions. This is generally an acrimonious discussion (by all reports) and when the survivors eventually leave the locked room they hand the list to Sean, who dons his current favourite "Casual Friday" costume and visits each member on the list personally to deliver the news, certificate, and key to the executive lavatory.
Past costumes have included a Mankini (once with nipple tassels), and last year's favourite of a sexually excited lobster.
Locking yourself in the loo doesn't work, as he practices his limbo from September for just such occurrences...
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I get it, i'll never be MVP i guess 
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I always expected EA to be the place where the first bloody uprising of programmers will occur.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I once had a job interview at EA for a position developing installers for their games. I figured this would be good, as I had done a lot of customer work with WIX and MSI.
Met with the PM and Senior Dev of the team, and all they wanted to know was my skills in writing C/C++ code for their game engine. Nothing about installers and such...
Needless to say, I did not get that job...
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EA => twice the price for half the fun 
I never finish anyth
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"Impairing productivity since 1997" - I like their tag line.
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They started a rock band called '999 Meg'. They are still waiting to do a Gig.
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They've been trying to get a gig for the last six months[^], and they still haven't succeeded. I think it's time to give up and try something else. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Slacker007 wrote: Cute. +24
Now they are 1023 Meg... still no gig!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'm going away
But I'll be back
Though I go 10,000 miles[^]
Personally I've never had to go 10000 miles to get to Southend. It just felt like it! (Pa dom tish!)
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Even if it hadn't been cancelled, why would anybody travel 10,000 miles for a football match, it's beyond me.
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Display Name Taken wrote: why would anybody
For the glory of satan football of course!
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Display Name Taken wrote: why would anybody travel 10,000 miles for a football match, it's beyond me.
He didn't, and the report doesn't say he did, remarkably they managed to report what actually happened.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It wasn't actually the sole reason for his trip.
He was touring Europe and took (or tried to take) the opportunity to engage in nostalgia.
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Well, at least he beat The Proclaimers[^]. 
Ha! Now you'll have that song stuck in your head all day. My work here is done. 😈
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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