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So many people are in my house right now I can't even get to the bathroom, let alone to the computer to watch videos. I believe they came out of the television.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Ah! Video Ghosting!
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They're not ghosts, Griff: they walk right through me as if I'm not there !
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Is one of them called Sadako Yamamura? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I was once in a Mexican stand off flash mob, was somewhere >50 ppl in a mall intersection. We stood square in the middle, on the balconies, and stairs. Was awesome.
Now I live far away from the city and all weird phenomena that comes when large number of people got to share a small space. I can fart in peace.
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Hi All,
Well Griff was right. Free WiFi in Tesco's!
Now to send the email s I have been caching all day ! (Both of them)
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They've had that for years - you just need to logon with your clubcard number. Much better than ASDA where they force you to enter your mobile number and then text you a code, insisting that there is a legal requirement for them to do so. I think this is marketing bullshit and they just want to get as much info as possible.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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The T-shirt has the face of Artanis in the back and the sign Starcraft 2 on the front. A female coworker saw it and said "ohh cool tomorrow is the premiere date of that movie..."
I cant even.... 
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If there was a movie in the quality of their "Legacy of the Void"-Trailer: I'd watch it!
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Let's keep it clear: that girl doesn't like the starwhatever is on the cinema and she clearly has spoken to you... I think it's time to get those soap things on your toilet and get a shower she is clearly in love with you...
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Same thought crossed my mind. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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A dirty mind you have... 
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Does Darth Vader know what you are getting for Christmas because he has felt your presents?
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How can one celebrate in peace with an angry Sith stuck in the chimney?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He is your father.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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he took a sneaky Luke inside them too...
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But I told them I do not want a hooker. So if he felt her up first then he is forced to pay for her!
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Mrs. Wife asked me to get a couple of Adele tickets for a show next fall. Tickets went on sale at 9am my time, so I went to the ticketmaster web site, found the event, clicked on 'show tickets' and for the last 27 minutes have been watching a screen which refreshes every 30 seconds or so telling me that I am 'in line to search for tickets...we'll keep the line moving as fast as we can...'.  Can't their servers handle more than one customer at a time???? ...and I was hoping this would make Christmas shopping a lot easier this year!
And No, I'm not going to the show. I like Adele OK, just not really my cup of tea.
I suppose I can just keep that browser tab open all day if I need to in the hopes that I might finally get through. Fingers crossed.
Edit: I finally got through only to discover that both dates for the event are completely sold out! It looks like I failed miserably at that task. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
modified 17-Dec-15 10:45am.
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kmoorevs wrote: for a show next fall.
That's a ways off. 
kmoorevs wrote: I like Adele OK
I could listen to 1 song on the radio but a whole show of song after song? No way.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I could listen to 1 song on the radio but a whole show of song after song? No way.
I can't even get through one song.
So, so boring.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Her voice is rather dull, isn't it?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Her voice is rather dull, isn't it?
Really?! What singer(s) would you consider to have an interesting / good voice?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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