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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
The boy went to see it with some mates just under 22 hours ago. Midnight screening then off for drinks until the trains started up again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What, the next Star Trek movie? I don't think it is out yet.
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If you were a true Trekkie you'd be dreading that film.
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PompeyThree wrote: If you were a true Trekkie
Then I am not. However, I'm sure I will enjoy the movie.
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I never liked it as a kid. Watched the first one of the re-boot and found it OKish. The new one looks pants.
Had Star Wars given to me as a kid for Christmas by a Cousin on a VHS pirate. Watched it so much that I had warn it out by the next Christmas and he gave me another one.
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I like Star Wars too. I went to the very first Star Wars movie, on opening day, in Los Angeles, CA, when I was a kid.
I like the new Star Trek movies, as well (not the ones with Shatner).
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I think you're confusing Star Wars with Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon 
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No, I am 43. The first Star Wars came out in 1977, I was 5.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon
I personally liked Flesh Gordon 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Already saw it - no need to go a second time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm waiting for the book to come out!
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married."
The Father replies "Say sorry."
"What? Why do I have to say sorry?"
"Say sorry!"
"But I did nothing wrong!"
"SAY SORRY NOW!!"
*Okay dad, I'm sorry."
"Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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Convivence is the same!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And NEVER bring flowers unless it is a birthday or something, otherwise she will KNOW you are up to something!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I used to buy my wife flowers and all I got was "I don't like them" or "They're the wrong colour" or "You bought me those a fortnight ago". So, for about the last 40 years, I just give her some money every week to buy her own. It cuts out a lot of earache.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason...
His father said so, thus he did have a reason.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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So true! I sent the Missus down to the beach to stay at a timeshare condo I've have for over 20 years. After arriving, she was so pissed she had to call right away...the room overlooks the parking lot! My response...'I'm sorry.' She was also unhappy that her friend cancelled on her at the last minute. Again, I said 'I'm sorry.' It is supposed to rain for the next few days...you know what I said!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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My Dad told me marriage was the end of my problems. He just didn't tell which end!
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Especially helpful when she is pissed at you because of something you did in her dream last night. -True story
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Inspired plagiarised from Griff's FSOW yesterday.
ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ (7)
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Plagiarism! Quick! To the Spam&AbuseCave™!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Holy rip-offs Sheepman!
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If nobody dares to answer I will give it at try:
PINBALL?
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