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Score: B-
Your second line has eight syllables. 
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Poignant, purposive, and penetrating. Just three of the words that won't be appearing in my review! 
There once was a coder named Bill
With far too much time left to kill
So he rattled off verse
It couldn't be worse
Oh where is that headache pill?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Pearls before swine.
:oink!:
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aaryan42 wrote: Pearls before swine.
Shred before reading.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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aaryan42 wrote: Pearls before swine.
Your point?[^]
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If trolls are something that you cannot bear
Remember their words come from less than a tongue
Sent through a medium slighter than air
From their level of substance, look up to see dung
License: CPOL (Cr@ppy Poems Only, Lads!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You get my vote, Mark 
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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A Leslie on you own post in a single thread? That's got to be a Guinness World Record!
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There are few things more enjoyable to wax lyrical on than rissoles on the Interwebs.
What adds to the gusto is that few of them can understand anything that requires the appliance of more than three brain cells for more than three seconds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A bit of blues rock[^] for ya. Don't say I never give you nothin'!
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Dayam!
Thanks for that.
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I recently read an interview with Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and Chris Robinson Brotherhood[^] who said about Joe Bonamassa "he's a Donald Trump on guitar, I hate that guy with his fake blues".
Admittedly I hadn't heard any of Bonamassa's music, but now that I have I can see his point 
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Chris Robinson, who has pissed off everybody including his brother, is no more than a rhythm guitarist, and can't make his mind up what genre he's supposed to be representing is hardly a source of wisdom to which I am inclined to bow. It's not like every guitarist that ever lived has not had similar charges thrown at him at some time.
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9082365 wrote: hardly a source of wisdom to which I am inclined to bow
I agree with him on this point though, even if only to do what you always do to me
To be fair though, his Brotherhood does sound a lot better than Bonamassa's dumbed down 'blues' rock for the Bona masses
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It's been 5317 days since the 9-11 tragedy. Never forget the lives lost that day and the thankless heroes who have kept us safe since.
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Do you mean something like "the Show must go on?"
Anyway read this:The Lounge - CodeProject[^]
- No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion. This is a community for software development. There are plenty of other sites that are far more appropriate for these discussions. Or if you must, use the Back Room[^] - but enter at your own risk.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Snapop wrote: It's been 5317 days
Yes a definite milestone.
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Well it is quite an interesting number ...
5317 is the hypotenuse of 2 primitive Pythagorean triples:
5317^2 = 515^2+5292^2 = 3395^2+4092^2
5317 has 2 representations as a sum of 2 squares:
5317 = 31^2+66^2 = 49^2+54^2
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Honestly, what the hell! 
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Courtesy of Wolframalpha I presume.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Courtesy of Wolframalpha I presume.
I cannot tell a lie ... well, about my mathematical abilities anyway.
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