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Oooo....shiney....me like....
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When the two galaxies merged, their mature resident multicultures... clashed. Warfare the likes of which had never been seen before came about. Fearsome, god-like weapons were used. Whole planetary systems, even stellar groups, were used as projectiles in each side's vain pursuit of glory in victory.
The red, curdled region you now see is the result.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Unfortunately, we have renewed our ICANN Accreditation[^]
EasyDNS wrote: THANK ICANN
You can thank ICANN for this policy, because if it were up to us, and you tasked us with coming up with the most idiotic, damaging, phish-friendy, disaster prone policy that accomplishes less than nothing and is utterly pointless, I question whether we would have been able to pull it off at this level. We're simply out of our league here.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Now you guys are just fishing for jokes.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What do you sea in these puns?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I don't know. They don't really seem to serve any porpoise.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Stop making waves
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Your obviously hooked on this, chum.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Guns, helicopters and bacon, what do you want more? And I love their logo[^], which got me to their page in the first place.
Nevermind the shooting and the bacon, just let my fly the heli 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hi All,
I was interested to know if anyone else has had a slightly strange Email from Total Jobs.
It read like a recruiter was just trying to finish my details I have pasted it below.
Quote: Dear Mr Glenn Patton,
You have received this letter because you posted your CV on TotalJobs.com. Our company is searching and attracting the best employees for the most interesting positions in most popular industries. We've found a new job opportunity you may be interested in. After reviewing your resume, we can offer you a job corresponding to your qualification. The Employeer interested in your resume and would like to ask you a few questions.
- Would you like to work at home through the Internet?
- Do have free time now from 9 AM to 3 PM to work?
- Your daily routine plan, for example: "7 AM I wake up, 9 AM I eat breakfast, 12 PM - I go to sleep"
- Do you prefer to work part-time or full-time?
Before you can change your life, you must first change your thinking.
If you are interested in working at home and you answer these questions, the company will e-mail you detailed job offer description and you can get the job.
King regards,
Roger Damon
Recruitment Coordinator
VMC Recruitment via Totaljobs.com
Job Request ID: 96751467
also there was 'something' attached that my email client blocked. Odd right I tried to send it to Total Jobs and have heard nothing. I am getting paranoid. Cue Black Sabbath 
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Total-bin-job.
It's either malicious (so your client blocked it) or it's a "fishing trip" to get you on their books. I hate recruiters: why don't they get a real job, as a telephone "your computer has a virus" scammer perhaps?
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Ohh congrats on the status upgrade! it was deserved. 
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What status upgrade?
I don't even go near FarceBook: collective stupidity makes me itch! 
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Probably missed it but the Shield that's an MVP, isn't it? Or have you been that all along?
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I've been an MVP since 2011 ((Status page)[^] - but the sheild indicates Protector, it's a diamond for MVP.
If you hover the mouse over the symbol it labels it.
(And I've been a Protector for ... oooo ... couple of years, I think?)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've been a Protector for ... oooo ... couple of years
Griff, you're my hero. 
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That's not a good sign - you're a bad guy, remember?
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Clearly spam. Dodgy attachment, crap English, odd questions, stupid empowering tagline.
Delete it, then delete it again.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Until the hammer goes "CLICK!"
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: The Employeer interested in your resume
Employeer?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Self employed? "Someone who employs himself"?
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Perhaps something like a privateer
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We be pirates!
veni bibi saltavi
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