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You got to be kitten.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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and here I thought you were declawed (married). 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I asked my GF if she'd marry me but she said, "Fur get it!"
/ravi
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Obviously you did not choose the purrfect moment to ask.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It gives you paws for thought - there's a tail in there somewhere!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought she was just being catty.
/ravi
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Only when she found there was no money left in the kitty - it was a cat ass trophy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can't expect much from someone who's always in a catatonic state.
/ravi
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Perhaps you could have whisker'd away to some tropical location.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I tried that, but the vacation turned out to be a catastrophe.
/ravi
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Maybe if you bought her a Catillac.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm afraid I can only afford a catamaran.
/ravi
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Maybe she thought you were a cheetah?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, she always accuses me of lion.
/ravi
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Maybe you should go out and find a cougar?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Better that than a Ginantonic state - that's known as catalepsy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think you can claw your way out of that.
Jeremy Falcon
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OriginalGriff wrote: cat punts freak meowt
FTFY!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Purrrfect pun, if ever there was one.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You're so crazy. You must be from Calico-fornia.
Jeremy Falcon
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Once again you re-lion our sense of humor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Toxic Talks
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Toxic Blooming Onion-domed Cathedral and the Bazaar meet the press defense of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Cuellar, Dobson, and McNally McGraw Hill of beans were meant to be the best of friends and enemies are in talks, ick!
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... sort of the chance of writing a CCC that will actually be solved by somebody.
I do think it was actually solved, but these non-cooperative helioradiators wouldn't comply!
Todays solution: euphemism
And I thought that first hint was a dead giveaway. Neither did anybody hear the ewe errhhmm eu. 
Anybody up for the derivation?
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Er ... really?
Apart from the homophone for 'eu' and the definition I can make neither head nor tail of it ... and I'm a professional clue writer and occasional clue writing competition judge! I can only gape in awe if you have a rational explanation for ...
Greek! I prophesy = PHEMISM
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