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Mad, Mad only in Norway. Most interesting thing it appears that Leslie Neilsen isn't only a CP thing...
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I have a 18 years old FIAT 600 with a ruined right side.
Nobody would steal it.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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One of my cars is nearly 50 years old but that doesn't stop me worrying.
veni bibi saltavi
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Recently I saw a nice brice tag for a used car, a 1920s Bugatti. 2,8 million €.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Believe me, a FIAT 600 is no car to steal, especially in its base configuration. Think 4 wheels and an engine... not necessarily a seat and a steering wheel. Some time ago it also had a malfunctioning frontal crossbeam so it would autonomously punish the unlucky thief in the worst way that's possible.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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If you can smash the back window with your knee I'm really not sure it was worth hanging on to!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Just imagine the skid marks...
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That is so wrong in so many ways
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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My old tip is to buy are car which theft dont like. Like my Ford Focus with a lame engine and no navigation. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Based on your title, I guess you're saying this approach worked. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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From the article: "A suspect has been taken into police custody." 
/ravi
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For a car no, for my new fishing pole...probably.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I am writing DOCUMENTATION in preference to coding! 
In all honesty, I've hit a brick wall in what I was doing, so I decided to do something else on the project that might just show me the way forward. Sadly it looks increasingly like an *** OUT OF CHEESE ERROR - REDO FROM START ***
veni bibi saltavi
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Congratulations on your promotion to Project Management! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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PM / Dev / Ops / Tea boy, there is no end to my talents!
FFS, I hate random access files, just one byte, ONE BYTE, wrong and the whole thing goes wahoonie shaped!
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As one who has had too raise many projects from no documentation to a full presentable user manual, which you did not have to create the widget to understand. Starting the docs first is a good(ish) idea. While it can seem to others as busy work it does help, when you start see the sunrise to know what the thing will do and how it should work!
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I am basically writing the docs to try and reboot my old and withered brain.
It ain't wroking
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There is an answer to that my boy :gin: oh CP only has a ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) emioticon. Suggestion for Chris we need a martini glass!
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I have suggested more than once to the powers that be the need for :gin:, but they just think I'm pished again and ignore me.
[citation[^]
veni bibi saltavi
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Great! I too was put into documentation, and thought it as a curse.
But, on looking at all the pitfalls in the earlier documents, I realized that: Writing a document succinctly is indeed an art.
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Avijnata wrote: Writing a document succinctly is indeed an art.
/ravi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I decided to do something else on the project that might just show me the way forward
'Quick Answers' would be another option...
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You try that again and I'll come over to Rome and give you right bash on the nose!
veni bibi saltavi
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Come here, then.
I would welcome you with gin or grappa.
You know, in the 'city of Caesars' you could find the inspiration again.
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