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I really can't be bothered today, some brilliant strategy has demoralised and angered most of the people working here.
Anyone want to spend the next twelve hours in a pub drinking beer, talking nonsense and playing pool, darts, shove ha'penny (haven't seen one of those boards for years, my mum and dad had one when we were kids, wonder what happened to it)?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Count on me!
By the way ... are you covering my travel expenses 
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Only if you travel by pallet.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Don't forget to include a stop over half way for the interview 
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Interview? What kind of pubs are you frequenting? 
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A bit, about pubs that require an interview to get into: the only questions I've ever been asked were "What'll it be?", and "Usual?"
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And don't forget the question I always wanted to be asked but never have. Have you got any ID sonny?
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Yeah...
And now when I go to the supermarket and buy booze, they tap the button "Clearly over 25" as well... 
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Go to sunny California then. When I was out there everyone was ID'ed. On one memorable lunchtime, I was in a bar with some friends and my parents. The only one without photo id was my Dad; he'd left his passport in the hotel and only had an old green driving licence. I was early 30's and Dad just shy of 70, but he couldn't get a beer.
Of course, not one person gloated or made fun of the 'kid'.
veni bibi saltavi
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Only time I've ever been refused service was on my 18th birthday.
I was in an off-license on my way to someone else's 18th birthday party.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bestest was getting kicked out of a pub on my 18th birthday ...
... because I'd been a regular for nearly three years!
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Nuts, we're going to the local Whetherspoons, I need to work somewhere with better pubs.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm going to the garden to some tidying up in the shed and/or drinking beer.
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Strange! A friend of mine (Hi Matt!) was banned from his local for celebrating his eighteenth birthday in there....
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While buying some wine a couple of years ago (I was 49 at the time), I actually was asked for ID by the cashier. 
Apparently, they had some sort of inspection that week and were dinged for not asking ID from younger people. In a typical overreaction, they asked for ID from everyone.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a great idea ...
chriselst, do you still have their contact?
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Wish I could, but offshore till the 24th........
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chriselst wrote: shove ha'penny (haven't seen one of those boards for years, my mum and dad had one when we were kids, wonder what happened to it)?
Didn't they drop a Space Invaders machine on it in the 80's?
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chriselst wrote: some brilliant strategy has demoralised and angered most of the people working here
Have they been on a management training course recently?
Perhaps not.. that sort of announcement is usually only made on a Friday before a bank holiday weekend.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: that sort of announcement is usually only made on a Friday before a bank holiday weekend.
Ah, this one was made the afternoon before our annual performance related bonuses were due to be paid.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: the afternoon before our annual performance related bonuses were due to be paid
Normality is restored.. it sounds like the bonus funds have been "invested" wisely. Get yourself prepared for "employee mindfulness" training
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Pub's open, lets do it!
veni bibi saltavi
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How?
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I always like to know how - it adheres to my world view that the majority of managers don't deserve their remunerative salaries or, on occasion, their actual jobs.
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Well, we agree on a pub, go to it, buy some beer, drink it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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