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Star wars is fake, spock is real. Next. 
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Roll on the Summer! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That 'won't die alone' gag is worth the admission all by itself!
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This trailer confirms the expectations that were set when it was first announced that the movie would carry the label "from the director of The Fast and the Furious".
Trek is now a series of action flicks that make tons of the money at the box office, and hit the bargain bin shortly after release. Unlike their predecessors, which still sell at a premium.
I own the DVDs for every TV series and movies until JJ Abrams took over. Unlike the previous incarnations, I've seen the reboot movies exactly once and have no interest in ever seeing them again.
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dandy72 wrote: This trailer confirms
that Star Trek is based on real adventures and documented events and Star Wars is just a bunch of fake bullshit. 
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Your lack of faith, disturbing I find
This space for rent
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dandy72 wrote: Trek is now a series of action flicks
Couldn't agree more. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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To quote the character of Antonio Salieri in the movie Amadeus: "it's not a holy relic." Gene Roddenberry pitched the original series as "Wagon Train in space."
Star Trek, first and foremost, should be fun, and from the look of the trailer, this one should be as much fun as the first two 'reboot' films. I think they've done a good job of keeping with the essential traits of the original show and the characters, while updating things here and there (Spock and Uhura? cool.)
If I wanted canonical entertainment, I'd watch Masterpiece Theatre.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: "it's not a holy relic." Gene Roddenberry pitched the original series as "Wagon Train in space"
Sure, but at least the stories had thoughtful elements that have kept it relevant to this day.
JJ-Trek is wall-to-wall action and 'splosions that have more in common with Michael Bay than Gene Roddenberry.
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No matter what they do, it can't be as bad as #5.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Causes me stress just watching the trailer...
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I think sabotage is a nod back to the First [reboot] movie - Kirk plays it in the car he steals.
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So they should've played Intergalactic in the first movie... 
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It's sabotage! Sabotage I tell you 
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"Black holes matter most!" shouted the black hole expert as he tried to squeeze in this light-hearted yet fast-paced comet-tail-like particle of thought into a massive space-minded discussion, only to realize it was entirely a-void-ed (yeah, this thought sucks... though, let's see how many commentors gravitate toward it!)
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I kid you not, the link below comes up but a black page on my web browsers (no flash installed). HA!
NASA Knows Black Holes[^]
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My hat's off to @OriginalGriff for his "Thought of the Day" which inspired me to this spin-off variant of his original quote-centric jestering posts.
(OK, he may not be the "original" quote-poster, but, original enuff for moi...)
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It was originally intended to be a short-term, intermittent thing - but it's got a little out of hand... 
I'm now interested in how long I can keep it up before being lynched by the Anti Pun Posse! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I told you once-upon-a-time: you will indeed be punished for this.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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#BlackHolesMatter 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Better take it to the Soapbox before KSS is left behind.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Well played, Sir. Well played, indeed!
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That gave me a black hole where my humor is supposed to be... 
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