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Hercule Poireau and The Case Of The Empty Bottle?
Or more likely, "The Empty Case Of Bottles"?
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Your comment clearly tells you were the one who emptied the bottles. Well, it happens. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Nope.
I hardly drink at all these days!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I hardly drink at all these days!
Only because you spill most of it 
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They do bottles in gallon sizes?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Normally, Gordons sends a tanker a day[^] - but with the French strikes and immigrants running amok they are all stuck at Dover...
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Don't forget Gary Wheeler as well.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nah, He's September 30th[^]
Search Code Project and not Wikipedia.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks, Mick!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Happy birthday to Gary and Nagy!
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Thanks, Carlo!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Long live the nagging Vilmos!
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And just after you tailgated the kid with the laptop?
Yeah...right[^].
Oops.
That's bad. But...I can see it becoming standard issue, so the police can drive you to the side of the road rather than chase you down.
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I wonder if thieves would also control the police vehicle and drive them off the road. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The Independent wrote: [...] software to block hackers [...]
How long until that software gets hacked? 
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Dunno - you seen any "fix my car security" questions in QA yet?
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Workin' on it right now!
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The fact that Fiat is closing the wide open door is astonishing. Do engineers not THINK any more?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Have you been to QA recently?
Many people seem to think you can develop code just by trawling the internet for something that might do a similar job, bolt it into your program and off you go. Never mind that the code you found is C++ and you are working in PHP...QA will fix it...
I'd suspect car designers come from that school. 
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I tried to help out in there and rapidly went insane.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Windows Phone market share (as of 2015 [1]) is less than 3%, while the number of people believing Elvis is alive is about 7%. So, it might be still some margin for WinPhone growth...
On a serious note: recently I was looking for inexpensive unlocked Smart Phone of ANY brand around $100 for the field-testing of my Real-time NY Bus tracking app (IoT article on CP [2], actual web app [3]) and found one from relatively new Co. named BLU Studio-X: 5.0" HD Display (720x1280), 8MP/2MP cameras, Dual SIM, Quad-core CPU, 1GB RAM, 8GB storage (extendable to 64GB), Android 4.4 KitKat upgradable to 5.0. So, gimme the reason to NOT using this one and to continue writing apps for WinPhone? I mean, seriously marketable apps, not just hobby stuff…
PS. Btw, THIS GUY [4] apparently is Calling Elvis (using WinPhone, maybe? )
References
1). http://www.idc.com/prodserv/smartphone-os-market-share.jsp[^]
2). 'enRoute': Real-time NY City Bus Tracking Web App[^]
3). Real-timeNY Bus Monitoring[^]
4). Calling Elvis live | Dire Straits[^]
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
modified 25-Jul-15 21:55pm.
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DrABELL wrote: .. to continue writing apps for WinPhone?
Well.
3% of a huge market is still quite a market.
Why target only one OS?
When the windows phone market finally disappears you're apps will have little competition.
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Quite interesting observation: zero competition in non-existing market... kinda "divided by, divided by zero, zero" (as an auld song goeth )
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Isn't 0/0 = infinity? So an infinite opportunity?
Although 0/0 is also = 0
Arghh.
more seriously, 3% of the mobile market != 0
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