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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You must be on a really old version of the plugin[^] - the latest version requires jQuery v1.7 or higher.
Are you still supporting IE6/7/8? If not, is there a reason you're sticking with the v1 branch instead of the v2 branch?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: You must be on a really old version of the plugin[^]
A few years, ya.
Richard Deeming wrote: is there a reason you're sticking with the v1 branch instead of the v2 branch?
Don't fix what aint broke. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, but it goes to 11... 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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doanchyano, "11" < "2"? (as strings)
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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So I posted a question in the C# forum trying to figure out why my app settings were not reloading.
My class has properties for each setting:
public bool IsSensorListVisible
{
get { return _IsSensorListVisible; }
set
{
if (_IsSensorListVisible != value)
{
_IsSensorListVisible = value;
save();
}
}
}
.
.
.
Notice the call to Save?? So the CTOR calls Load, which sets each property, which then calls Save...
DOH!!!
<slaps forehead="">
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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This is the very first thing a junior programmer is smacked over the head with -- do not have hidden functionality ESPECIALLY IN PROPERTY SETTERS
Smack
Marc
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Impressive.. 
Must have taken a little while to do..
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Yeah, it must've. I copied it from someone else. 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I call it object-reuse! 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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That's just copy & paste, i.e. code duplication. Object reuse would have been to link to the post containing this "picture".
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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It's a subclass, actually. Mine is slightly different.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Whehe, nice one; I was wondering why the code you posted would not work, seemed like a simple enough example 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot.
He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him.
After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."
The parrot continues swearing, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer.
About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door.
As the man takes the scared and shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"
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That was REALLY funny... the last time it was posted here
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Late at night, a burglar breaks into a house. As he slowly moves through the dark rooms, a voice comes out of the darkness.
"Jesus is watching you."
The man jumps, and turns his flashlight on in a panic. The voice is coming from a parrot! The burglar moves over to the cage.
"Hi birdie! What's your name?"
"Satan", the parrot replies.
"What kind of people name their parrot 'Satan'?" the burglar asks the bird.
"The kind that name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'".
Software Zen: delete this;
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For some reason, I don't think that mantra goes with driving this car...
Aston Martin Vulcan[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You are going to have to have prospered quite a bit to get one...but I don't think I'll live long enough to do that.
Love the Batman comment: "The Vulcan is what Bruce Wayne would build if Batman needed to compete at Le Mans." 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you argue with your partner about food, should you just quiche and make up?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's got to be the wurst one yet!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sorry..but I'm not a flan of that joke.
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A rarebit of good advice.
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