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The caption says "The delays were a mixture of rush hour traffic and music fans heading to Cardiff".
Isn't that a very broad interpretation of music... and fans.
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Nagy, Griff, ChrisE, Pete, Keith, take the piss now[^], the scummers will never let us live this down. I actually suspected this when the deal with Emirates was announced this morning, but wanted to believe the Council wouldn't stoop so low. The salt in the wound is I actually helped fund that with my Council Tax.
(As a side note it was originally called the Millennium tower as it was meant to open in 2000 to mark the millenium, embarrassingly the inept Council decided to change the name when it actually opened in 2005)
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Why would I want to extract the urine from Pompy?
The locals and their elected representatives do a much better job on their own! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: The locals and their elected representatives
Can you believe they voted in the Tories even AFTER they took shipbuilding away from us as a sweetener for the Scots?*
*Disclaimer I don't get too vote in Pompey anymore.
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But at least the glass lift works... oh, wait. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You know I started writing that in my OP, but then deleted it thinking it was tfi.
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Comment on an earlier story
"I was hoping Walkers would win the sponsorship deal and rename it Lineker Tower."
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Green Flash at Moonrise [^]
Makes me think of Star Wars - can't think why - think there was a scene that looked similar.
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Green Lantern powering down for the evening?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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Some go their whole lives without ever seeing it.
Some claim to have seen it who ain't.
And some say it signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Whats this?
Fe___Fe
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A Ferrous Wheel
...I'll get me coat...
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Oldie but goodie 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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Thought it was an iron-ing board?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Nah. That's:
Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe ____
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Clearly my mistake.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Understandable.
You're not a Chemist!
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Oh the irony! Ok, I know it's not really irony, but excuse me, I'm a bit rusty with these kind of jokes
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groan....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Do stressed castaways yearn for a massage in a bottle?
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Perhaps the police[^] would like a word with you first?
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Your comment stings.
/ravi
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