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Funny you should find such a topical thing in a news capsule.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a vial comment!
/ravi
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I only do that as directed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You can buy such things in pharmacies.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Better to go to your local Apple store and keep taking the Tablets.
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If you have kleptomania should you take something for it?
veni bibi saltavi
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Well it's not pillory.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I don't apotheCARy for what you are DOSing out.
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And if it's real bright do they wear a sun Pfizer?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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Where do you get them from Griff ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's just what the doctor ordered.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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...Time travel.
When do we want it?
I don't think you fully understand the requirement.
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I guess the beginning of the new season of Doctor Who affected you too 
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: I don't think you fully understand the requirement.
Inconceivable!
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No one mentioned a land war in Asia
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I believe we procrastinators can get behind time travel...tomorrow?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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You know I frown upon on people taking my idea and making it waaaay funnier.
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Ghost Noises.
When do we want them?
NooooOOOOOooooOOOOw
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Who ya gonna call?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry, you do not have the rep required to post a joke this unfunny.
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Would you like me to post it instead? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, that would help.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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