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That's OOP: Ostrich Oriented Programming.
Stick your head into the sand and you don't see anything and what you can't see does not exist.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was quite disappointed by this post. I thought it was going to involve quite a bit more Head & Shoulders[^] than it actually did...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: I thought it was going to involve quite a bit more Head & Shoulders[^] than it actually did...
Marc
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So IsDisplayed returns "true" or "exception" more or less... 
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Seems pretty straightforward to me...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If an element falls in a forest and no one hears it...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The WPF designer refuses to find classes in the defined namespaces when I try to use a UserControl in another UI element. No matter what I try (the list of things is long and distinguished), I thought I'd try something completely different.
I work as a contractor on a DoD installation. They've instituted a network share setup upon which all of our documents are supposed to be saved (including development projects). I decided to create a simple project on my own local drive, and lo and behold, the designer acts as expected (I can see the user control being rendered).
When I copied that project UNCHANGED to the proper network share location, the designer thinks my markup is invalid. It appears as if the WPF designer is a retard where network shares are concerned. C'mon Microsoft, fix this crap you call a development environment. I can't possibly be the first person to discover this.
BALLS! 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I've never come across that, but you'll find a lot of that weird things in government systems. We have a "Z" drive where we're supposed to keep all our work.
But the network is set up such that you can't execute an application over the network...makes writing programs interesting, if you want to debug.
You also can't have those Evil media files on the shared drive...so it automatically deletes anything it finds. So much for using animated controls like the old file copy AVI.
I finally gave up struggling with it and got an extra drive put in my system. 
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I had just the same yesterday. I'm reviving my UI project and the views have always been designed with XAML. The controls and other classes of course are from my code and in their own namespaces, but the Visual Studio insists on opening the XAML in the designer. It always marks every single data type as wrong and claims to be unable to find it in the included namespaces. If I want to compile, I first must close all designer windows to get rid of those false errors.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You can have VS always open the XAML files in the XAML text editor instead of the designer - I do this and it's SO much nicer.
Tools -> Options -> Text Editor -> XAML -> Miscellaneous -> Always Open Documents in Full XAML View. (This is in VS 2013)
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: They've instituted a network share setup upon which all of our documents are supposed to be saved (including development projects).
Isn't that what source control is for?
Marc
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That was my first thought, I have never attempted to use a network drive as my development source. Check out/in can be a dog on our network mind so the thought of using is for storage just make my toes curl.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Yup... saw that way back in VS2010.
I also get strange results if my project is in DropBox.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I don't know if they fixed it, but the ASP.NET designer used to barf on even local paths if there was a "#" character anywhere in the path.
The excuse reason given was that "#" is not valid in a URL. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think I found the problem!
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The WPF designer [...]
Life is too shor
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... my area would get into national press coverage for good news as opposed to some sunshine got drunk and did something elephanting retarded.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Its the same everywhere, the press think we don't want to read the nice stuff, we don't do we?
You should take a look at the Luton local press! 
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Well be fair: if Luton was destroyed by a nuclear weapons test, it would only get the headline "Urban improvements in Luton".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had to go reread this to make sure this wasn't my state or Missouri or Texas or......
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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At least it's interesting, these are the most recent stories on the website for my local paper;
Joss is set to promote her book at special literary festival
LICHFIELD author Joss Musgrove Knibb is to speak at one of the most prestigious literary events in the country when she takes the stage alongside Michael Palin,...
Burntwood group given Queen's Award for Voluntary Service
A BURNTWOOD group has received an award from the Queen equivalent to an MBE for its outstanding contribution to local life.Embroidery for Burntwood Community...
Help raise money for the We Love Lichfield Fund at Le Reve's Gatsby Gathering
THE glamour of the 1920s is being recreated at city bar Le Reve on Sunday (June 7) to raise money for the We Love Lichfield Fund.The Gatsby Gathering promises...
CCTV image issued following Lichfield bike theft
BRITISH Transport Police (BTP) want to speak to this man following the theft of a bike at Lichfield City railway station.The bike was stolen on Friday, 10...
HS2 to start in 2017 after election gives Government 'vote of confidence' for high-speed rail
TRANSPORT Secretary Patrick McLoughlin has claimed the general election result gave the Government "a massive vote of confidence in favour of HS2".The...
Canal trust's towpath trail may scoop national award
A TOWPATH trail created by the Lichfield and Hatherton Canals Restoration Trust is in the running for a prestigious award.Judges from The Living Waterways...
Firm appointed to build new £2.5 million city primary school
A BUILDING company has been appointed by Staffordshire County Council to deliver Lichfield's new £2.5million primary school on Cherry Orchard.Seddon is...
St Giles Hospice says thanks to all of its volunteers
AN "incredible" 1,500 volunteers are giving their time for free to support staff and patients at St Giles Hospice this week.Running until Sunday...
Lichfield Cathedral hosts children's Herkenrode Glass exhibition
LICHFIELD Cathedral has announced a new exhibition featuring works of art produced by children inspired by the recently restored Herkenrode Glass.The glass is...
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That is because in England bad news isn't surprising, but Good news is surprising? <grin> I am only teasing
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Thought I'd have a look at my local paper and found this
Quote: ATHLETICS legend Colin Jackson has organised a charity 5k run in Worcester with a wacky twist – participants will be wearing Y-fronts over their running kit.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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It should have been obvious he wasn't a real cop; he didn't shoot anyone's dog.
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GenJerDan wrote: he didn't shoot a person of color.
FTFY
(I know, that's probably really in bad taste)
Marc
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