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BUT LOOK AT THE ROCK JUST TO THE RIGHT OF IT. THAT'S MY FACE!!!!!
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Damn those Goa'uld...
I wished SG1/SGA/SGU were back 
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A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."
With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"
The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?"
"See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . ." The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.
"Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver was slammed down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means."
He dialed the same number, and a violent voice roared, "HELLO!"
The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"
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It reminds me some very funny incidents. I worked in a VoIP vendor for a short period. After setting channels we must confirm the quality by testing. We have to call someone and tell rubbish things. Sometimes it was odd but most of the times it was really fun.
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Gittum wrote: We have to call someone and tell rubbish things. Sometimes it was odd but most of the times it was really fun.
It had to be really amusing. 
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So a sore throat evolved into a running nose.
But only on one side. It's far more annoying than the stereo version. Hopefully, when it's through on this side it won't move over to the other side.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Hopefully, when it's through on this side it won't move over to the other side.
But when it does, please tell us in all its gross detail. 
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If you insist.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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...as there was so much crud on there the system would stop responding and promptly shut down (with a message about the hardware watchdog triggering a reset in the event log).
Win8 is much faster now, and I am only installing a few applications (Visual Studio, Notepad++, 7-zip, Git, Mercurial, Subversion, and a few others).
It also freed up 350 GB of space.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That#s the problem with all the mallware installed via pron sites!
veni bibi saltavi
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Mostly things installed by installers that didn't say that they were installing those things.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wasn't fresh enough?, had to re-fresh it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I'm at the supposed end of life cycle for both my laptop (6 y/o) and desktop (5.8 y/o), both Weven. They both still get the job done quite well...except for disk space where I'm nearing the 'critical' 10% free mark. I wonder if it might be better to refresh or replace as I'd certainly reclaim enough disk space to last a few more years. If replace, I am considering a surface pro to replace both systems...not sold yet. I think I'll try to get by until Wen is standard on it, and even then probably past the first few months anyway. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Can we do that with some of our politicians? Perhaps a refresh there might likewise get rid of a bunch of crapware and free up some space.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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If anyone could do that, they'd be.....
...on the FBI most wanted list at spot #1!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is an owl plotting with the largest empire in pre-Columbian America Inca hoots?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That maya have been a bad joke!
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You think you deserve a feather in your cap?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You really are a tweet!
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm surprised none of the others gave you the bird.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You really need to be the featured liver-and-lights-on-the-altar today.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... because now I am hungry. Lunch time coming up soon. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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