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For example:
Quote: "A cat always lands feet first. Toast always lands butter side down. A cat with toast strapped on its back will hover above the air in a state of quantum indecision." ~Unknown
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Hmm. That depends on the ratio of the mass of the toast and the mass of the cat. Or is it an inverse-square relationship?...
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Software Zen: delete this;
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lol!  
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Revolutionary! 
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Marc Clifton wrote: After ArmyFail
Dumb people doing dumb things. Those don't make me laugh anymore, they make me depressed...
Marc Clifton wrote: Dashcam video records dazzling Soyuz
...and then videos like this cheer me up. Thanks Marc, I needed that.
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Awesome
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I read that Secretary of State John Kerry has flown to Geneva after his leg was broken in France; does this sound fishy to you ? I would never let a leg go off to France unaccompanied.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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He had no choice: Sepp Blatter wouldn't let go of it...
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He was mistaken for a frog and left France on crutches.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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After flying out of CDG recently it doesn't sound fishy at all. The airline personnel were likely all on break, his leg was just trying to fit in. As they say, "When in Rome...".
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Last night I had a dream about the new CP look after the move. It was all wonky, couldn't figure out how to navigate the site at all!
Marc
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Was the movie Tron by any chance? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Was the movie Tron by any chance?
No, sadly, the graphics were rather 2D.
Marc
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Vietnam War battlefield psychiatry 101: when the expendable-warrior-unit starts twitching uncontrollably, can't dis- and re- assemble their M-14 blindfolded, and dreams of the actual battlefield; it's time to send him/her to Bangkok for R&R.
Come on over. I have a homeopathic psychic de-toxification therapeutic regimen waiting for you which you will survive, although the you that comes out of it won't be quite the same you that went in, and you may be a few neurons lighter.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Are you sure it was just a dream and not just a broken/missing CSS in real life?
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Mladen Janković wrote: Are you sure it was just a dream and not just a broken/missing CSS in real life?
Argh. Probably. I've been dealing with way to much CSS lately. 
Marc
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I've met a lot of people whose brain didn't seem to work at all... 
Adding you to the list I guess
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This short film[^] (of 6 minutes) is a great animated movie by a student director.
I believe we should start to learn to let go of Avengers. Marvel didn't do their best! This one has a great story and a great start.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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One of my best friends girlfriend (of a few years) had a heart surgery last week.
Just a simple standard procedure, hadn't gone wrong in 16 years.
They can reset the counter...
Apparently some monitor showed the wrong data and they messed up.
They found out after the surgery when they gave her a shot of adrenaline and her heart beat didn't go up.
Poor girl lay there, awake, but partly anesthetized, and heard the doctors shout and cry in another room.
The doctor that was watching the monitor started to hyperventilate and got carried away on a stretcher.
That's not what you want to hear when you just had heart surgery.
Long story short, she's doing okay, but her heart beat can't go over 80 or 90 per minute anymore.
She's up for a pacemaker at her 24th.
Not the end of the world, but they had a pretty crappy end of the week nonetheless.
Makes you wonder though, how and why could it go wrong after 16 years of success?
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Overconfidence?
Normal Doctor attitude of omniscience? Normally followed by the "Oh sh*t", "I did nothing wrong", and "Not my fault..." phases.
Sorry to hear about the lady - hope she recovers (as best she can) soon. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Overconfidence?
Normal Doctor attitude of omniscience?
Could be, but that wasn't a problem in the past 16 years...
OriginalGriff wrote: "I did nothing wrong", and "Not my fault..." phases.
The doctor was carried away on a stretcher, so I guess at least he felt a little guilty...
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Sander Rossel wrote: I guess at least he felt a little guilty
Not if it goes to court, he won't!
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