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PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 8:15

13-Jan-15 8:15

Shirley is definitely NOT albino, take it from me! Cool | :cool:

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

newton.saber13-Jan-15 7:15

newton.saber

13-Jan-15 7:15

PhilLenoir wrote:
If it's spotted, surely it's not albino?

Well-played, sir. Well-played. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Pete O'Hanlon13-Jan-15 7:30

Pete O'Hanlon

13-Jan-15 7:30

Of course it can. It's got white spots.

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 8:20

13-Jan-15 8:20

You're one of those programmers that:

BackColor = #FFFFFF
ForeColor = White

aren't you?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Pete O'Hanlon13-Jan-15 8:28

Pete O'Hanlon

13-Jan-15 8:28

No. I'm WPF.

XML

<Button Content="{Binding InfiniteImprobibilityDrive}" Background="Black" Foreground="#000" />

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 8:36

13-Jan-15 8:36

Ah, NOT albino then!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Ian Shlasko13-Jan-15 9:02

Ian Shlasko

13-Jan-15 9:02

Exactly how white does one have to be, in order to be considered albino?

I mean, #FFFFFF is obviously albino, but what about #FEFEFE? #FDFFFF? I think once you get below #F0F0F0 it's obviously out of albino territory, but where do we draw the line?

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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 9:06

13-Jan-15 9:06

Well, I've always understood that albino meant a total lack of pigment?

Pete's button is black, so I don't think that counts! Smile | :)

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Pete O'Hanlon13-Jan-15 9:23

Pete O'Hanlon

13-Jan-15 9:23

Black text on a black background. Get it right. This is important.

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 9:24

13-Jan-15 9:24

You're right Pete, details are important! Poke tongue | ;-P

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

APOD

R. Giskard Reventlov13-Jan-15 4:36

R. Giskard Reventlov

13-Jan-15 4:36

The Soap Bubble Nebula [^]

Re: APOD

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 4:40

Don't you just love some people?

13-Jan-15 4:40

It doesn't look real, does it! Smile | :)

You could almost imagine someone saying "Let's have a laugh today ...".

Isn't nature wonderful. thanks for sharing.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Re: APOD

jeron113-Jan-15 5:05

jeron1

13-Jan-15 5:05

PhilLenoir wrote:
It doesn't look real

It doesn't. I can almost hear "Damn it Frank! I told you to clean the lens!" Smile | :)

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment

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OriginalGriff13-Jan-15 4:07

OriginalGriff

13-Jan-15 4:07

A QA question, involving his pirated game includes the "how to run this torrent software" instructions:

Installation:
1.Rehash files before install
2.Disable Anti-Virus before installation
3.Open Setup.exe
4.Follow Instructions
5.Install additional softwares
6.Install Game
7.Play the game using the desktop shortcut

Hmmmm...installations instructions that tell you to disable the anti-virus and install "additional softwares"? I'm tempted to help him on the grounds he is going to get everything he deserves! Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

HobbyProggy13-Jan-15 4:18

HobbyProggy

13-Jan-15 4:18

Answer[^]

SFW btw.

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Mark_Wallace13-Jan-15 4:23

Mark_Wallace

13-Jan-15 4:23

It makes perfect sense, to me.

Cleaning an infected machine is a lot of trouble, so if you switch off your anti-virus, you won't know you're infected, and you therefore won't go to all the trouble of cleaning it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 4:32

13-Jan-15 4:32

Absolutely.

As programmers, part of our job is to reduce workloads and drudgery. What more thankless task is there than cleaning out malware?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

kmoorevs13-Jan-15 5:08

kmoorevs

13-Jan-15 5:08

PhilLenoir wrote:
What more thankless task is there than cleaning out malware?

Well, I can think of a few, such as documentation Dead | X|

and what I have spent the entire morning on...proving to a customer and trainer that there is not a problem with the application/reports...the problem is with the data/setup! Sigh | :sigh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

PhilLenoir13-Jan-15 5:12

13-Jan-15 5:12

No problem!

Documentation: Nobody reads it, so a sort of programming language version of Lorem Ipsum should solve that one.

Trainer: I think that Simon Travaglia has one or two solutions for that.

Customer: The new trainer can take care of that.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

RUs12313-Jan-15 4:33

RUs123

13-Jan-15 4:33

Haha the old: "I can't see the problem, therefore it does not exist" Big Grin | :-D

JMK-NI13-Jan-15 6:56

JMK-NI

13-Jan-15 6:56

It's a little known fact that viruses stick to antivirus software, like a magnet of sorts. Turning off your antivirus software is like switching off the magnet, and causes viruses to fall of your computer!