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Picnics are to be banned at Newcastle Racecourse for health and safety reasons.
All well and good, reading the article there is some sense and a bit of stupidity.
Then.
I get to this:
Quote: The decision has been criticised by one regular visitor to Ladies' Day who said that racegoers dressed up in their finery might not want to eat the kind of food offered by concessions.
Newcastle? Fineries? We spent New Year there a year ago and one 'lady' had the physique of a bricky and an even fouler mouth. Mrs Wife was convinced 'she' was a blerk in drag.
veni bibi saltavi
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Knowing what the average Geordie eats on a day out I guess the health and safety grounds were medical
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 'she' was a blerk in drag.
Have never heard this said before.
What is a "bleck"? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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No idea what a bleck is (unless its south African and racist), a blerk is Geordie for a Male of the species (and being a Geordie exactly that species that is, is up for debate)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Everyone outside Geordieland - but not too far outside - would call them "blokes".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A blerk is a gadgee. D'ye knaa nowt?
Opposite of a wife, unless it's a gadgeewife.
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Dun yeh spee-uk Geordie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Newcastle Racecourse is Gosforth, not Newcastle. It's a much more refined location. It is, after all, the home of Greggs The Bakers.
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and that's a health and safety violation to start with
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Greggs - The Geordie Answer to Fine Dinning
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Greggs - The Geordie Answer to Fine Dinning Darwin
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Good luck.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I knew what that would be before I clicked the link - very funny. 
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How about a B52 and an X-15?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I do not think the movie worth a link...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Then how about 'Christine Sixteen' by Kiss?...never mind, that song isn't worth a link either! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: that song isn't worth a link
But this one[^] is, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, that's plenty. It's more than you got in VGA, and look at the wonderful things that were done with that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Zappa - nuf said[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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you time travelling again Mike? 200 doesn't get reached until Wednesday, you obviously miss set the control
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Apollo 10, Entity Framework, MVC5, Zappa all in one week I've definitely been warping...or maybe I'm just warped??
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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