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Dgmarious31-Oct-14 5:58

31-Oct-14 5:58

I will be storing my data in "the heavens" very soon. Not cloud anymore. Before I start, I want to be sure there's no possible algorithm to hack the heavens. Do you know any? Laugh | :laugh:

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 6:03

PIEBALDconsult

31-Oct-14 6:03

In "the heavens" all things are possible -- I wouldn't store important stuff there until they lock down and document their procedures.

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Jörgen Andersson31-Oct-14 6:12

Jörgen Andersson

31-Oct-14 6:12

I thought it was guarded by St Peter.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Dgmarious31-Oct-14 10:47

Dgmarious

31-Oct-14 10:47

Documentation? well I think it has manual!

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

harold aptroot31-Oct-14 6:11

harold aptroot

31-Oct-14 6:11

No, but I do know the drill that will pierce the Heavens[^].

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 6:12

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 6:12

I just use God mode.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 6:44

OriginalGriff

31-Oct-14 6:44

IDDQDCP?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 9:10

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 9:10

And IDPISPOPD or IDCLIP to get through the firewalls!

Damn, I didn't even have to look that up!

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 9:23

OriginalGriff

31-Oct-14 9:23

Neither did I. Blush | :O

My word, but that game ate a serious chunk of my life...I still have it on my tablet... Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 9:37

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 9:37

I have DooM 1 & 2 and Quake 1 & 2 installed on my PC -- mainly because they're "portable", and I copy a bunch of directories over every time I get a new machine.

Have you been to the ID Games FTP site[^]?

There must be a couple of thousand DooM maps there, some of them better than the original series. Played with DooM Legacy[^] or ZDooM[^], they hold up against much more modern games -- e.g. if you haven't tried Requiem[^], it might be time to give it a go.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 9:39

OriginalGriff

31-Oct-14 9:39

Get thee behind me Satan! Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 9:43

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 9:43

How about if you borrow my Outcast CDs?

(By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!! Bwah-hah-haaaaaaa!)

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 22:13

OriginalGriff

31-Oct-14 22:13

Mark_Wallace wrote:
By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!!

Sorry! It's available on Gog for £3.69: http://www.gog.com/game/outcast[^] - and I think a soul would be worth more than that! Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:42

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 23:42

Curses! Foiled again!

OK, how about we say four-fifty?

And I'm never paying the "new price" for a game again! If it's a great game now, it'll still be a great game a few years down the line, but:

a: It won't cost you a bluddy fortune.

b: You won't have to look too hard to find tips and tricks.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff1-Nov-14 0:38

OriginalGriff

1-Nov-14 0:38

...and

c) You probably won't have to upgrade the PC to run it... Sigh | :sigh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

S Houghtelin31-Oct-14 10:35

S Houghtelin

31-Oct-14 10:35

Curse you! Links I could have used when I first went on medical leave. Today's my last day of leave.

Sigh | :sigh:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 10:41

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 10:41

I ain't the marine; I'm a demon!

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

OriginalGriff31-Oct-14 22:15

OriginalGriff

31-Oct-14 22:15

The brown one or the Tomato Monster?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:32

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 23:32

Sometimes I'm more like the big, red, bad-tempered one, and sometimes I'm more like the big pink puppy.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Jan Steyn31-Oct-14 11:29

Jan Steyn

31-Oct-14 11:29

DWELLR11 DeathMatch in DOOM2 Rocked - ate all my free time once upon a time ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/msdos/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/d-f/dweller1.txt[^]

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

enhzflep31-Oct-14 13:49

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 13:49

Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... Poke tongue | ;-P

Hint: Insert an S after the first D.

Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:08

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 14:08

~~Damn! I just tried it, and you're right!~~

Don't bother me with petty technicalities.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

enhzflep31-Oct-14 14:35

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 14:35

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EDIT: nevermind - it was supposed to be a Cacodaemon.

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:47

Mark_Wallace

31-Oct-14 14:47

If you can't kill cacodemons with the chainsaw, you can't join our gang!

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Re: Algorithm to hack the heavens?

jeron131-Oct-14 6:39

jeron1

31-Oct-14 6:39

Yeah, the infamous Seance Attack using a Ouiji object.

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