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Drink water and flush it down. It is full of protein. Enjoy. 
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Keep me informed of your progress, and I'll sell the story to hollywood.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your stomach acid should take care of that.
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly? 
Doubt your stomach acid would allow that. Of course if it bothers you that much, just swallow a spider. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A European fly or an African fly?
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He did say swallow, so it would have to be the unladen one. Beyond that, who can tell?
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Should have asked for ID and passport on the way in...
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Quick, swallow a spider!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Is your insurance up to date? clickity[^]
Good thing he didn't swallow a centipede
(No way I'm actually linking to that movie here... Or its sequel)
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Does it taste like chicken?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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No, but it tastes like frog legs. 
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That actually makes sense in a you are what you eat sort a way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Perhaps you should swallow a spider,
it may wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside you,
just swallow the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why you swallowed the fly 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly? 
Maybe this will happen to you NSFW...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hahah.. chest rips open.. bzzzzzzzz 
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David O'Neil wrote: Perhaps you'll die
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Chris Losinger wrote: then you become a mommy
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly?
Swallow a spider.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Which only proves that you could have become a good frog.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Ok you need to open your mouth, wait until it crawls all the way up to your back teeth, quickly flip it sideways with your tongue and crunch it with your back teeth. Now you can swallow it without that irritating tickle on the way down.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The best instruction set, yet. 
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