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Quote: eligious extremism
Is that some sort of avant garde poetry?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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There must be some places in the sun you pipe fitters can try - Gulf of Mexico springs to mind - that have work without the risk of frostbite or hypothermia.
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I'm sure it was a sounding first place if Scotland had voted for independence...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A couple of months ago I asked a question about Office Chairs[^].
I was assessed by our occupational therapist, given a new chair to trial, which was an improvement, but still not right.
Last week I received an email telling me I had won £350 worth of ergonomic office chair, which has just turned up. It looks a lot like the one recommended by Bergholt Stuttley Johnson in the original thread.
A huge improvement straight away.
Only issue now is that the company I won it from wants to use me in a publicity campaign. I have a face for radio and a voice for email.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I have to stick to company policy[^].
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You're lucky: clickety[^]
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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We were talking about chairs, not cubicles.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You think there's space in there for a chair?!!!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If it isn't Armitage, how can you call it a thrown?
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I live in Armitage.
Well, actually in Handsacre cos it is now on the maps as Armitage with Handsacre as the two villages have grown into one.
Walk the dog down the canal behind the bog factory most days.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When I was a kid, I use to think their logo[^] said Armitage Sharks and toilets with this logo on indicated that there were sharks down there. Taking a dump was a stressful business for me as a kid.
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Still stressful after a hot ruby?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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chriselst wrote: Only issue now is that the company I won it from wants to use me in a publicity campaign. I have a face for radio and a voice for email.
Since this is about chairs, your ass is all that matters.
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Let's not go there - I have no wish to see his ass next time I browse for a new chair...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm sure his will be extra-photoshopped since they do even a little of that to attractive females.
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Now, there is a job I don't want! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not sure how you sit in a chair, but when I do it my ass is the least visible bit of me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If a woman was modeling a chair, I doubt her ass would be in it. 
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Good point.
When I get the photos taken I'll ask for a few in that style just for you
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Pass. 
Just remembered the Seinfeld episode with George getting his pictures developed.  Yet another obsolete artifact that wasn't around too long. 
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I think you are going to entirely the wrong part of the internet for your furnishing needs. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perish Polish the thought. 
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Is it yours, or the companies?
I'd check, and take it home myself...I remember what happened to pens, chairs, desks, computers, whole cubicles even, when anyone went on holiday in one company I worked for...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine, but I have no room for it at home.
Plus, it is making a difference to me already and I've only had it a few hours, I want it where I am going to spend most time in it right now. Car crash was a year ago last Monday, I had been getting a lot of benefit from the physio but things have gone backwards in the last month or so, I fear the injections to my spine may be wearing off.
I think it should be OK, chairs are fairly safe around here, only travel a few desks when you are away.
Pens on the other hand.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you do any sports ? Like swimming, for instance ? Swimming is said to be good to anything.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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