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Don't forget the other brother - Warwick.
Andy B
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I though he'd change his last name to Davis?
Every time I see him on TV, I think of his original name before switching channels.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Are you it's not Richard Head?
I feel that all of the financial services sector is much the same. What is the collective noun? ... a wunch of bankers!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Good one, it took me a second to remember that Richard has a nickname.
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I have been using cruisecontrol.net for my project. I would like to improve its performance by zipping the files before they are copied from the build machine and unzipping it before they are deployed on the server. Any idea, how it can be done?
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Yes.
Set the cruise control to the legal limit, and continue to drive up the page until you get to the bit where it says "if you need specific help please use the programming forums."
Then turn around, drive back here and apologise to everyone for not bothering to read, then post your question in the appropriate place: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wouldn't have this problem if you adhered to the Agile methodology. Since working in an Agile environment, the yelling has gone way down, except perhaps when my laptop locks up and does the kicken' chicken. 
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Normally, Dilbert seems like an intelligent person caught in unreasonable situations and then he acts like a complete moron (No, a pointy haired boss and don't ask me what's the difference, because I can't tell.) in situations like this one.
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the 5th of November...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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... The Gunpowder Treason and plot!
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I meant the birth of my second daughter 
There is a party today!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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To paraphrase someone or other, one daughter is unfortunate but two sheer carelessness!
- The Man with Two Daughters
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And I have 3 of them!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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My Father-in-law had 5 and no boys (I figure he gave up trying!) No wonder he was medicated.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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better luck next time?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Oi!
Stop nickin'our British stuff!
The Americans have got a thing about the ninth, don't they? Come back in four days.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On no. Last time I called 911 I got myself into trouble...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Your communication skills must be lacking, then.
The point of calling 911 is to get someone else in trouble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Your communication skills must be lacking, then.
That's why I'm working with machines... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Remind me to tell that cute girl in your office that you called her a machine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Want the phone number?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Lemme guess: 911?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Your communication skills must be lacking, then.
Can't be that bad: he did say "second daughter"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hmm.
Yes, that's a good point, if we (quite reasonably) assume that children are a communicable disease.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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