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Reminds me of a variant of an old joke: What's the difference between a BMW Series 3 and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog you gets pricks on the outside!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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you disgust me with your blatant hatred of hedgehogs, even mentioning them in the same sentence as a Bloody Moron Wagon is enough for me to be writing to the RSPCA and Esther Rantzen to have you vilified on all media outlets
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sir, I refute that!
I've just completed my Microsoft Jigsaw Hedgehog collection and I'm a lifelong supporter of Miss Tiggywinkle's. When I lived in the UK, all my bacon rinds were donated to my local slug eating friends.
If you pick up a hedgehog, do you not get pricks? If you prick me, do I not bleed?
... why is there no hedgehog emoticon? oO/ (my attempt at one!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's an old article, today it's Audi that has that problem 
- Anders
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Audi's are just BMWs for drivers who don't actually like driving
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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When buying from a dealership do they also ask you if you would like the arrogance package with it? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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No that one is standard now.
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They don't ask - it comes as standard.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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its not optional it a prerequisite of the sale
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I see the word "football" in the link so no need to click and I agree "Not News of The Day"
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I think less about a free drink and more about a decline in civility!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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i need a **java** code to list available WIFI networks?
i found it written in **c** language only
and if c language is the only way ,how i can make c code embedded in java ?
if i need java native , how can i use it ?
i need code for desktop ( windows )
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Perhaps you will find it in the Java forum, but you won't find it in the lounge.
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No. Not here. The Lounge is code free zone. Try QA[^].
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Please read the FAQ pinned to the top of this Forum about what is an appropriate post on the Lounge:
2. Technical discussions are welcome, but if you need specific programming question answered please use Quick Answers[^], or to discussion your programming problem in depth use the programming forums[^]. We encourage technical discussion, but this is a general discussion forum, not a programming Q&A forum. Posts will be moved or deleted if they fit better elsewhere. You can post your message on the Java forum here: [^].
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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There ain't nothing pinned to the top of this Forum. What happened to it?
Dave.
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Member 4194593 wrote: There ain't nothing pinned to the top of this Forum. What happened to it?
Maybe it was c code? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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As you are now aware, you shouldn't ask programming questions in the lounge. A hint when you post your question, make sure you tell people whether or not you require the code to be platform independent because Java cannot directly do this, so you'll need to JNI around native calls.
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If you're a **real** programmer, you can easily convert the C code to java.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Member 11125118 wrote: i need a **java** code to list available WIFI networks?
i found it written in **c** language only
if c language is the only way ,how i can make c code embedded in java ?
You don't have the understanding to do so. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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bad joke of the day
A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar.
Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.
I'll get my coat. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Maybe people at the bar found out he had an iPhone and sent him to the hospital, after being patched up he begged the Lord for forgiveness, next stop Hell ? 
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