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Don't you guys wake up by the old fashioned way with a cup of coffee?
What kind of tea?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You were clearly in the red light district.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Red candle, maybe.
They don't have electric light and indoor toilets in Wales.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, you were in that part of Wales (i.e. not Cardiff, Newport or Swansea)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Bran Flakes? 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Did you leave out enough for everyone?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Enough for every person in the building when I made the sandwich, yes! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Strange I checked my mail and there were no packages. Please fix this error. And put some mustard on my sandwich.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Dioralyte?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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I bet Nagy was lurking
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Somebody stole my display pic on the profile page. Now it says 'Image Unavailable'. It's gone. Where do I report this heinous crime? 
Warm Regards,
Subho
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To the police, obviously.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They have all gone - Bugs & Sugs is the place.
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Let it gooooooooooooo 
In code we trust !
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If your image is gone, you need a publicist.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ha ha, good one 
Warm Regards,
Subho
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I hope you weren't another victim of the "ugly filter"?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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...you'd probably laugh mockingly and tell us we're doing it the wrong way.
Ever have those days where you feel like you're trying to dig a drainage ditch with a toy shovel and what you really want is one of those whopping big diggers, to hell with the neighbour's yard.
I also wonder, on evenings like this, what percentage stop and spend a couple of hours to research and implement the best way of doing something, and what just go ahead and do it in half the time with double the pain?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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What happened this time? Something gone out of kilter?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Nah - everything's fine (*cough* except for a small bug that's since been fixed *cough*) it's just that I have this deep seated guilt every time I do something big and complicated that I'm faking it and doing it all wrong. Are there really meant to be that many smoking holes in the floor? And was that pile of rubble there when we started? And what was all the screaming and yelling and running around about? Is that normal? *shrugs* /goes back to causing chaos...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: you'd probably laugh mockingly sympathetically and tell us we're doing it the wrong way.
FTFY - we're not bad folk, really. Well, with some exceptions (you know who you are!)
Chris Maunder wrote: what percentage stop and spend a couple of hours to research and implement the best way of doing something, and what just go ahead and do it in half the time with double the pain?
If a job is worth doing, it is worth doing well.
as I've been told on too many occasions to count.
So stop whinging and put in the hard yards !
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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