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Uh, oh! Ah'm, a geddin' outa here
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Planet of the Apes?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Dave's Commute?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Now isn't this fun indeed? So many times did you just have that itch you gotta scratch when you see the title as Message Automatically Removed, then you just wish you knew what is was.
Well this is your lucky indeed. Now you can have a peek under the hood and see what the fuss was all about. As easy as that.
Just be warned that it might not be a grand as expected as there is obviously a reason it gets removed so do not set your standards too High. 
And always remember that the following rule needs to be investigated always 
15. Rule 77 exists.
New rule suggestions are welcome.
Other rules can be found at Rulez Of Code Project[×]
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Rule 78: You must report as spam all posts claiming to be Message Automatically Removed, just to be on the safe side.
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Accepted.
I raise you Rule 789
EDIT: I love the fact that although I made the subject Message Automatically Removed [Modified], it still removes the [Modified] on replies etc 
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I will see your Rule 789, and raise you Rule 5796: "No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples."
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Keep in mind rule 5795.X applies to ISIS as well 
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CBadger wrote: it still removes the [Modified] on replies etc
Um, no - I did that myself.
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You failed rule 5.C
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5.C?
"No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity"?
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Addendum to the 5.C rule: unless he takes them out first. 
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5.C.1 Is this the Lounge because it doesn't look like it
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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5.C: Do not get caught
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Last night I did pasta for supper: mushroom ravioli in a tomato, garlic and bacon sauce.
Unfortunately, I defrosted too much bacon...
So, any guesses what I just had for breakfast?
Nom. Nom. Nom, nom, nom-nom-nom...ahhhhhh.
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modified 23-Oct-14 4:03am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unfortunately
UNFORTUNATELY????? are you kidding?
Mr. Griff, ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) is studying firing you from this site for at least two weeks as punishment.
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That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
There are no cows involved, so it must be a porcimoron.
Hmmm...
Is an ovimoron crazy about sheep?
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Or egg laying?
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Avoiding the subject?
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Nope: "Ovi" is the Latin-root prefix for "egg" (for example "ovipositor" - egg laying tube in some insects) so an "ovimoron" would be an "egg idiot".
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Ah, but sheepish stuff is ovine, so the prefix "ovi" is also used for that, in the same way that "porc" is used for things porcine, "cani" for canine, and "feli" for feline.
There's no escape from the sheep!
I know, I've been to Wales, awoken every morning not by traffic and drunks returning home, but by "Baa! BAH! baa! bah! Bah! baaaaa!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: awoken every morning ... by "Baa! BAH! baa! bah! Bah! baaaaa!
Well yes. But Herself shuts up when I make her a cup of tea...
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