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Most, but not everything. How about 'Return of the Dragon'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm betting that's a dragon with a wooden paw and an eyepatch! 
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OriginalGriff ?
RefurbishedGollum seems more like it.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It looks like a bit diagram to me.
101100 is 44 in decimal and X in ASCII.
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never has any significant spot been marked with an X.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hodor.
(sorry, wrong franchise)
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Don't let any of them hit you, on the way out.
On second thoughts: Do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Just got out of one of those meetings have you? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Just got out of one of those meetings have you?
Damn! That indeed closely resembles the joke...
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I thought that, the cowday would fell asleep at the end. Smart ending, and smart cowboy indeed 
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Hole around sect is super natural? [6]
... and no, it has nothing to do with Belgium.
veni bibi saltavi
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Hole O
around C (circa)
sect CULT
is super natural
OCCULT
I was expecting a Gin based one from you!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well done, you tomorrow. I thunked the around might confabulate, but alas no.
veni bibi saltavi
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Write one in Welsh Griff
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Dim problem!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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pkfox wrote: one in Welsh
un
veni bibi saltavi
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Is it Belgium?
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You say Belgium has nothing to do with Belgium?
Wishful thinking?
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Well half of Belgium have nothing to do with the other half.
veni bibi saltavi
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Movie Quote Of The Day
These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Which movie?
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Little Children
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Finding Nemo?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're gonna need a bigger boat to get through this perfect storm.
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