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Got a couple of job titles in mind but they don't involve IT as is commonly associated with that and can't be mentioned because of nondisclosure agreements between myself and said hamsters, but I only have a short time left on the agreement.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Condom tester
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I strongly assume that is an abbreviation for Console Domain Tester.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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That's a job where only a small part of the tools are provided by the employer - to major part is up to you... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I thought he was self employed, as an entrepreneur?
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It's not clear from his profile, but that's clear that his day and night are occupied too
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.
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Are you calling him a horse?! That's his picture from the wedding night (after the 25th tequila)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's aLlama-ing
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Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. 
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well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around
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"Young people love sex"
I guess I'll never grow up!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You'd soon run out of puff.
What?
I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: blowing them up
Comme ca?[^]
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I'd prefer to be in the control group.
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Do you know what that job involves?
Not what you think it does.
There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc.
PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.
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Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..."
Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!"
Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."
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If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be
long term consequences..
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"My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things"..
Every company has got these people
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are.
Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?
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