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I almost found it, without knowing it.
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Didn't Jimmy Carr get into trouble for tax evasion? I'm pretty sure he didn't visit jail though. 
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No, he avoided it, not evaded it - and you're up for tomorrow!
Care to explain?
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Can you explaine the muddled divorcee part? This is where I got 'voider' from.
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Give Pete a chance to post the solution first: If he doesn't I'll explain it later. Assuming my internets survive long enough! 
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A cuppa tea with muddled divorcee (ex - or x) = teax, when muddled - tax e
Sight = Vision
Loses an eye (i) = Vsion
Gains an article = Vasion
Don't pay the government and visit jail for...
Tax Evasion
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That'll do!
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Explained above and I only answered because I thought Pompey'd already answered dammit.
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Nah - he was just guessing!
You win, so it's your turn tomorrow.
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Something I tried to avoid.
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Guessed, we did!
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It's gotta be: "Tea Party" They don't pay the Government and they can't count to seven.
:b
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On that logic it should be "Greece"
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I'm getting the letters B, C, H, and S, but I can't figure out where to put them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought I'd try topical today, yes... 
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Forgot I had to do the WSO CCC today: it'll be along soon (I didn't work one out over the weekend  )
Apologies for delay, chaps and chapesses...
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Obliterate?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, Exterminate.
It's more DD, realy...
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Oh Bother, Where art Thou?
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What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
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I didn't see your post when I was writing my response to OG; nice to see there's another mind here as twisted as mine 
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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The answer is: "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?," the movie title of the contemporary Coen brothers film which is "a reference to the 1941 film, 'Sullivan's Travels,' in which the protagonist (a director) wants to film a fictional book about the Great Depression called 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' "
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Indeed - hence the quote as a reply to Megaadam.
How's life in Thailand these days?
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ROTFLMAO! 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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