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"Arrivers"?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Arr.... said the pirate, no.
Life is too shor
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original
NO
German - GR
chauffeur on his passage to execution - AL
Pointless Alphabet - II
Obvious
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm being beaten up by a guy called Rupert?
Which movie?
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Battle of the Bears
veni bibi saltavi
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One Night in Rupert?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cemetery Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cemetery_Man[^]
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Brokeback Rupert
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Mortal Kombat England edition
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You mean Australian, right? 
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Can also be applied, not sure how Murdoch would do in Hand to hand combat though
If that was what you meant. 
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You have a bad memory, he has a wife you know
Someone tried to throw a cake at him, but his wife jumped up like a cat woman and stopped him.
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Oh right, I did completely forget about that.
Well her odds are quite better indeed 
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A great song, my favourite performance of it is a tie between Alchemy and Live Aid with Sting
But Sultans Of Swing are best on Live Aid in general all of the instruments come together so well and adding the saxophone near the last solo is just genius.
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Nightmare or Wall Street: The Murdoch Years
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in The Vatican.
One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.
Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moshe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"
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Good one! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Careful, or the you-have-to-respect-my-religion-above-all-else nazis will vote your jokes as abuse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a good joke - and I'm one of the brothers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I can't think of brothers begging without thinking of Eddie Murphy, back in the days where his overbearing arrogance and stupidity didn't shine quite so darkly.
It was Mortimer and bugger-I-can't-remember-his-name, wasn't it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's the guy.
Mind you, there was a much more interesting pair in Trading Places.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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