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It was April the First, so I tried to give it as many misleading CCC "triggers" as I could fit! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ImmDocNet is a commandline tool to generate HTML documentation based on intellisense comments in your code.
Irony - there is no intellisense commenting in the source code for this tool.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well obviously they didn't have the tool to generate it yet. 
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The tool looks for the XML file and assembly generated by the compiler. The code itself doesn't contain any comments AT ALL, so even if they had the tool, the documentation would show "No Entry" for all of the objects.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ah, so more that they wrote the code and then didn't run the resulting program to generate the documentation for their own code. They were probably being safe, recursively using a program on itself sounds risky and might open a portal to another dimension.
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It's possible, but we used to do it all the time in the old days, when writing cross-compilers.
Write the compiler on system X, compile it to run on X, then use it to compile itself and produce an executable that would run on system Y.
I don't remember any Portals To Hell opening, but they could have been masked by the room full of cigarette smoke...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't remember any Portals To Hell opening,
Well that explains Wales
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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HERE[^], no doubt! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Personally, I prefer the trampoline aisles for the supermarket. Being quite short, this would actually be useful...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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#5 and 15.
Edit:
# in front of a number makes it bigger.
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just moved to a new state & job
and now I am remote desktop into my work PC from home, using my 3G phone connection as modem!
Internet coming soon, thankfully!
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Oh, the pain!
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Our passwords expire every 45 days. Since my account is used on three computers, and I can't have services down because of a login failure, I change my password on the first working day of the month. This used to be a PITA until this month. We finally got rid of Lotus Notes (yay!).
Changing the password on Bloatus Goatse used to be:
Start Notes. Enter old password to start the app.
Select File, User security. Enter old password again to get the dialog open.
Click the change password button. Enter old password a third f***ing time to get the change password dialog open.
Enter the new password, twice, and hope the operation succeeds.
The Notes development team will remain #1 on my list of development-teams-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes for the foreseeable future, just to be sure.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: The Notes development team will remain #1 on my list of
development-teams-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes for the foreseeable
future, just to be sure
A History book that fell through a timewarp from the future claims that the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's development teams were actually the first against the wall when the revolution came.
[With apologies to Douglas Adams]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I KNEW IT!
I'll start building my light sabre straight away! 
Or more correctly: I'll go to Q&A and request somebody else to build it for me and just send me the finished result. Urgentz!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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that how my neighbour (a Mr Palatine) got his death star plans, I warned him that the it may not be complete but would he listen, no
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ooops - guess the joke was on him then...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not sure his last minute addition of a cooling vent is a good idea, but he reckons that no one could hit that, you would need some kind of supernatural "force" to do that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: a Mr Palatine
Is he any relation to Emperor Palpatine[^], by any chance?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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only by marriage
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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