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I just got an email from a recruiter. Nothing strange there. So I'm looking at the job and:
6+ years experience in html 5
"HAHAHAHA" was actually part of my response.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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 Good one!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm thinking it's just laziness, or cut and pastiness as it were. 
I get offers all the tome from HH that say after reviewing my credentials that I'm qualified for a position doing mobile development or something else I've never done and never claimed to have done.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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and in a town 2+ hours away for a very short term contract.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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and you don't want in on that? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Not too bad if you can charge travelling time!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Same here... it's like they're not even trying. Of course, I just ignore them.
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Albert Holguin wrote: Of course, I just ignore them.
I would but my brother is the recruiter.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I remember when .NET was 1.1 and all the rage. Recruiters were regularly seeking 10 years of .NET experience for job candidates. It was silly then, it is silly now.
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In fact the first public draft was released in January 2008, so if you were there from the beginning it makes it 6 years and 7 months  ...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I recently got an email from a recruiter that wanted...
Get this...
Someone fluent in Klingon. Yes, Klingon.
(The position was for a cashier at a local Meijer store)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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I would have thought it was to be at the entrance of the ComicCon or something like that
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I asked someone I know that works there (and gave him a printed copy of the email), and it turns out that the company has had issues with these guys before (the agency was fake, they took money but never sent any data to the actual companies, and they would send fake rejection emails). These things finally got the Indiana Department of <something> (can't remember what) on the case, causing the 'agency' to be shut down and all employees to be criminally convicted.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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nuqneH !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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loctrice wrote: I just got an email from a recruiter.
I put all unsolicited recruiter emails into the spam folder nowadays.
Marc
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Very good! 
Did you mention your 15 years experience with HTML5?! 
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For such people, I have CVs ready with 10+ experience on every language and technology.
I have coded the first AOL forum with AJAX.
I used a super design pattern with delegates for the kernel of Messenger.
I also coded the software that piloted the GoPro that filmed Armonstrong on the Moon.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You will probably get contacted inmediatly to get a job offer, won't you? 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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loctrice wrote: 6+ years experience in html 5
Trick question? To see if you are on the up and up.
After the HAHA's you should have put I have 15 years experience in HTML 7.
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Just wondering where the world is going to.With all these massive data centers and "Clouds" just to check facebook and youtube....
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There are teams of people trying to achieve AGI, yet somehow our office data, home photo collection and porn stash will come alive on the cloud on their own. If they did, I guess their first demand would be to have genitalia. 
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Morpheus: What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I thought that was just the splinter in my head - now I know!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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As a follow-up to this post[^] :
I have begun to use the latptop (Lenovo X240).
It comes with a 150Gb SSD drive, 88Gb are used for standard programs (20Gb alone for windows, rest for standard "company" SW I will never probably never use) which leaves me with 50Gb, so exactly 1/20th of what I had so far. But OK, I can access it faster...
Interesting keyboard layout: Natively, "End" and "Insert" are on the same key, and "Insert" is coupled with the F-keys, leaving "End" with the usual useless shortcut keys (for changing volume, brightness, firing up the browser, etc..) as you can toggle between F-keys and useless keys with F-Lock  . Which means that I can either use the F-keys, or the "End" key, but not both at the same time, unless combining the F-keys with the Fn key. To close a window, hit Fn+Alt+F4. Debug, hit Fn+F5.
So I mapped the Insert key on the End key using SharpKeys[^], which means I cannot use "Insert" anymore, but I can live with that. ( I also remapped the obsolete SHOUTING Caps Lock key on Shift).
This is the second time the keyboard layout designer needs to be killed though.
The mouse/touchpad is quite terrible as well...
Apart from that, it runs nicely. The speed is awesome, even with twice as less memory than before ; SSDs are definitely huge improvements for the global performance.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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