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You're waxing lyrical today ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You think I'm Brazilian? 
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'm not waxing anything! 
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It must be getting late 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Console.WriteLine(String.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Hip,", 3)));
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Might need a Trim!
Console.WriteLine(String.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Hip,", 3)).Trim(','));
Or
Console.WriteLine(String.Join(",", Enumerable.Repeat("Hip", 3)));
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Well, Sir, of course you are as right in this matter as the hole of a doughnut is holy ! But, let me weakly assert in my own pathetic defence that I envisioned programmers so overcome with delight and exuberance they forgot, for a moment, the calling of their craft for uber-precision, always.
Perhaps I flashed back to the moment in Redmond many years ago when I was surrounded by people weeping because they had just been laid off ... the company's first lay-offs ... and, there I was biting my tongue to keep from dancing in ecstatic joy, and shouting "halleleujah !," because, for me, the lay-off was an answer to my prayers, and the company could not, under those circumstances not pay my hiring bonus, and there was a severance pacakge (if I had quit, they could have kept the hiring bonus).
Of course, that's no excuse ! Every jot and tittle is going to be be on the Final, I have been warned, and no programmer, no matter how generously fat and uncut the obol they slip Charon, there on banks of the dank Styx, will board that shaky ferry bound for the Fields Elysian unless their soul is purified of all sins of hanging-punctuation.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Following query is from one of my mate and I have never used stepcode etc. So passing on his query here -
"I need to extract CAD features using STEP files. I'd like to import STEP files to MATLAB basically and play around with geometric data in MATLAB. I've gone through Stepcode as well, but those are not making any sense to me as I don't understand how to use them. Any suggestions?"
Thanks
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Wrong forum for programming related questions. See the red link above that you should use.
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He's actually Andy Capp[^] and had a few drinks more than usual...so missed the link...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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AndyInUK wrote: So passing on his query here
Why? You know this is not the right place. Also you could tell your mate to go to the StepCode website and try there.
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A thing on flea-bay is selling a signed copy of Pterry's COM -
‘When he stops writing and ends his life this book will easily sell for twice what I am asking.’
What a muck-fonkey!
veni bibi saltavi
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Egy rohadt disznó! (Not you! The low-level-bay poster.)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Or maybe "Lófasz a seggedbe!" would be a more pleasing thought for him. 
veni bibi saltavi
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How to deal with health issues sympathetically
I find that a heartfelt "It sucks to be you" or "Better you than me" works wonders...
As to the book thing, I didn't bother with going to the provided link because I simply don't give a f*ck.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Possibly one of the wizards, they're a self-centred bunch with an eye for a quick Morporkian buck.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Money is much more important than people, so what's the problem?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For now at least.
Some of you might remember that I posted a list of some really cool coffee machines.
By mistake (Also known as not knowing about them) I omitted the winner.
Allow me to present Dutch Lab[^]
<edit>Here's[^] the link I referred to.
And another[^] one.</edit>
modified 23-Feb-15 7:46am.
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Nice, ish. But the question is not how it looks but what is the coffee like?
veni bibi saltavi
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I think they used one of those as a prop inside a Borg cube.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I think they used one of those as a prop inside a Borg cube.
"We are Dutch Lab. Our coffee will be added to your biological host. Resistance is futile."
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Sweet! Love the Gothicism one. 
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