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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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People start looking at you funny?
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You can see the inkwell
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Bad robot. Bad robot.
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I guess as long as you can see the inkwell, you can see the ink well. (Took me a few seconds...)
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.... not if it's invisible!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Why would it change the visibility of the inkwell?
An inkwell with invisible ink would always look empty, so you would have to weigh it.
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Never spoil a joke with logic! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, if they were used to draw a red line, perhaps the red wil turn invisible? or something 
clickety[^]
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One of the best IT videos out there. All IT people should watch it at the beginning of every week, even if it's just to know that we are not alone in a world filled with stupid people.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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DJ van Wyk wrote: in a world filled with stupid people.
IF only there was sign you could give to stupid people, to indicate to others they where stupid...
Here's your sign ...[^]
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Dip your finger in the well; if it comes out dry...
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Depends on who you're telling it to, but I guess "I ran out of invisible ink" is good with most people 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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The same way you discriminate between a piece of paper that you wrote on with invisible ink, and the piece of paper that was not written on
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Arrg, I didn't see your comment
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I have a question actually, if you write, and going to dip the pen in the ink again, how do you know where to start? 
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Shirley the printer alerts you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? 
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I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that". 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You could join this[^] company then.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least the device makes you think
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