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I hope you didn't put it in the crap first?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nothing wrong with putting you foot in you mouth. Everything in moderation.
Just make sure that you use plenty of seasoning and ensure the edges are seared, to hold in the juices. 
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Marc Clifton wrote: That's somewhat redundant.
When you consider that "shitload" was just a mispronunciation of "shipload" that caught on, it makes a bit more sense.
But Rage is French, so tell him he's an idiot, anyway,
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: When you consider that "shitload" was just a mispronunciation of "shipload" that caught on, it makes a bit more sense.
Ah, I didn't know that! A useful tidbit.
Mark_Wallace wrote: But Rage is French, so tell him he's an idiot, anyway,
Marc
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7-10 terabytes a day... Great...
So 7-10 terabytes a day of teenagers posting about every song they heard and what they had for breakfast, grandparents posting every chain letter and joke they heard, and your neighbor describing in vivid detail their time on the old porcelain throne.
The term "signal to noise ratio" comes to mind.
If it were me, I'd distill that 7-10 terabytes a day down to the most interesting hundred megs, and forward the original chunk to the NSA to give them something to do (Hey, they're getting it anyway - Give them some crap to dig through).
But then, I'm not Big Data.
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Ian Shlasko wrote: If it were me, I'd distill that 7-10 terabytes a day down to the most interesting hundred megs bits
I hate it when people get the numbers wrong.
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Mais vous pouvez traduire ca sans problème je pens...?
Brüno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Here is a comparable example from the utilities industry.
We have an application that collects phase angles for electrical transmission 30 times/second.
After 'massaging' the raw input to compress the storage to significant changes, we are still generating 4G every 8 hours; this data is then studied by the local university to better understand how to manage the electrical grid.
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As a counter example, where the "Big Data" isn't a bunch of crap: Cern[^]
Some tidbits from the article:
Article wrote: - 30 petabytes or so of data produced annually
- The Data Centre processes about one petabyte of data every day
- At peak rates, 10 gigabytes of data may be transferred from its servers every second.
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But... weren't you out for the weekend already?
Phew! you almost discover how we misbehave when you are out!
Have a nice weekend... 
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I may not understand Big Data, but it's not just "a lot" of data. Nor is OOP simply writing a class.
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They don't say that to me. Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong places. 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Avijnata wrote: Is there a similarity?
Yes.
Both sets of people had big mouths and small brains.
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I only work with Small Data, but I guess Big Data is the same thing just more of it. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Two big projects coming soon that I need to be involved with, been waiting for one of them to start for nearly a year now, been in discussions about the other for a month or two.
Got a start date for one yesterday.
Got a start date for the other today.
Monday 2nd February.
For both.
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Awesome, you know how Groundhog Day can be.
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so will they be effort driven? LOL
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Have you or have you not got two hands?
I don't see the problem.
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Two hand, two eyes, two monitors and half a brain oops...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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chriselst wrote: 2nd February
Was that this year, then?
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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When logged in under her user name. Graphs and table boxes load but no information. She has access and when I log in as myself I can see all the data. What is stopping her from seeing the data?
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This is the Lounge and not a place to ask questions like this. Please use the Quick Answers section or one of the discussion forums.
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The monitor might have been turned off - or unplugged. I'd always start with "Is your monitor plugged in?" It's a safe fall back and might keep them busy while you go for a bathroom break.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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