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don't overthink it. I was reading one article and thinking about another... and posted in the wrong forum. Hard enough to herd rabbits or cats, take your pick 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Okay, I'll go with the rabbits, because: [^].
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry." Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.
If you don't, just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and wonderfully beautiful she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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Pardon me while I take a moment to role play the average college age hipster douchebag:
I'm not sure how an asthma attack gets one out of the situation.
Are you making fun of people with asthma?
Why is this joke promoting 'lookism'?
Jokes about rape aren't funny, please stop telling them.
I noticed there are no black people in this joke, are you a racist?
Please take your hate speech elsewhere.
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Now I have to report you for abuse!
Using the word "H*pst*r" in public! 
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And please the explanation for non native "UK humor"...I mean for naive like me...for "H*pst*r"...Hex values for * will be ok 
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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a person who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the cultural mainstream. (Google)
cf. moron, or Fanbois
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Thank you
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Bruno Sprecher wrote: "UK humor"
That deserves an abuse vote for crimes against spelling! 
Only the Septics drop the "u" from "humour".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Once again voted as abuse 
I have to fight much more than for a "u" when I try to write in Englisch
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Last time I looked seriously .net 2 was the new thing. I guess I have some catching up to do.
Now I have a vague, open-ended brief to do programmery stuff and make [client's] error messages go away.
Ok, well, my fee includes your first-born child (for trading purposes), a spot to park my hippie van, and unlimited google access, as I really have no idea and make it up as I go along.
Oh, and alcohol. And chips.
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I've been trying to read some C# 1 code of mine tonight. 
It wants some help I don't feel like providing.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: It wants some help I don't feel like providing.
Post it in Q&A and get Griff to provide some help.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Hmm... "Here's some code I wrote ten years ago, before .net 2, it was working when I last worked on it, can anyone upgrade it to .net 4.5?"
Yeah, that might work. 
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Not with pristine spelling like that and a total failure to mention the urgency of such a request.
Ask like that and you'll stand-out a mile-off.  
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And don't forget "...URGNTZ!!! I ND 2 HND IN IN 2MORO!!!!"
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That's the spirit. 
Please send all responses on my email: thisismyrealaddress@gmail.com
Tnx in avandce,
Raja M.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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You might also get a factually correct answer from SAK.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: You might also get a patronising, arrogant, but factually correct answer
FTFY!
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That was implied.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Wasn't that the meaning of SAK? 
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Regrettably... 
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BruceN wrote: unlimited google access
Learning a new framework/language isn't nearly as daunting as it was 8+ years ago thanks to sites like CP. Happy hunting! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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