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Sorry, I took that as given. The damn thing crashed!
To be fair, you didn't have to hit F1 to crash it, it was happy to crash for no reason. F1 just guaranteed the crash (at least when editing code).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I have a love/hate relationship with ESRI
... I love hating them!
Fortunately, these days that's an SEP (Somebody Else's Problem - therefore invisible) as I don't have to touch their stuff myself! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I keep doing that with Outlook to refresh the mail list...should be using F9, damnit!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Although not disastrous switching between Borland and Microsoft is annoying, F9 and F5 are opposite !
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Now the time to reconfigure Visual Studio keys...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I was doing Javascript for about 3 months before I realised it had a forEach function.
I got it into my head it didn't, so my older code is littered with me looping through arrays like this:
for(var i = 0; i < myArray.length; i++){
var thisItem = myArray[i];
}
Instead of:
myArray.forEach(function(thisItem){
});
Maybe I should have taken that job at Mcdonalds 
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Ah well, I've seen worse.
Every project has "before-we-knew-X-stuff"
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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For is generally faster than foreach, but I guess if you were interested in speed you wouldn't be using Javascript.
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So I could just claim my older code is my newer code and say I switched to for loops to make it faster?
Nice.
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You can also do this...
for(var i in myArray){
var thisItem = myArray[i];
}
Jeremy Falcon
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Did not know that either, thanks
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Which works well until you include an external library that extends Array.prototype with a custom property.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What you're saying is pointless. If I screw with existing members of a native type then duh of course things will break. Only a fool would write a lib that did that, so there's no point in even pointing it out. With that being said...
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<script>
Array.prototype.remove = function(member) {
var index = this.indexOf(member);
if (index > -1) this.splice(index, 1);
return this;
}
var myArray = ['poppy', 'sesame', 'plain'].remove('poppy');
for(var x in myArray) console.log(myArray[x]);
</script>
</head>
<body>
<p>Oh gee, common sense gets ignored again.</p>
</body>
</html>
Jeremy Falcon
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The thing is, the "wrong" way you were doing it was probably faster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I should never have doubted myself 
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It took me a while to figure out that on my wife's laptop I need to use Fn-F5, then I come back to my computer and start hitting Win-F5. 
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My laptop does that too! I hope I won't have the same problem you have... 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Thank you for sharing! I needed that!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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In this era of international hacking why expose critical lob information to the internet? Cut the cord to in-house servers...
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?? huh?? What do you mean - put everything in the cloud?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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