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... well not to Mrs Wife.
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Well, that's an easy one. As far as wives are concerned, we are NEVER right! Per definition! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Logical solution: Don't get married. Then it does not matter, but it's most fun to let them notice that you are just being polite when you agree.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I saw one of those on the Game Of Thrones the other day, which in itself is not for kiddies but this one was done by Hustler I think!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I am reliably informed that there is a "Spongebob" version as well 
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SpongeBob Nopants?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I'm not googling for it! 
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Rule 34.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Whilst you're not googling for it, do not google 'Spongebob Aedan Rayne' either.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I thought I was wrong once....
But I was mistaken... 
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Just a guess, but does it feature Daleks shouting "E-JAC-U-LATE"? 
If not, I've got a good idea for a film.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Farting hound, happy sound
Which movie?
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The Lady and the Tramp
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A Very Long Night in Paris
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Dances with Wolves - the machine translation version
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A Game Of Thrones: The Sandor Clegane story
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I'd heard it was a stinker.
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Is booze your answer to everything?
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Look, I stayed awake during Chemistry and so I know that alcohol is a solution.
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